A man and his wife are in court over a divorce suit.
the problem is who should get custody of their only child.
the wife jumped up and said,'your honor sir, i brought this child into this world with pain and labour,
therefore she should be in my custody'.
The Judge turns to the husband and said,what do you have to say in this case;
The man sat for a while contemplating......then slowly rose,
your honor,If i put my ATM card into a cash DISPENSING MACHINE and the CASH comes out ...
.....whose CASH is it?
THE MACHINE OR MINE?



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