1. dog and bone, girls and money, guys and sex, police and bribe, pastors and seed, native doctor and fowl, monkey and banana, terry G and weed, jim iyke and fight, boko haram and bomb, 2face and pikin, me and wetin?
2.teacher; who is a pharmacist? Expert:so its only Expert that is the most intelligent student i have in this class? so there is nobody else to ans the question except him?(9there was no reply from the students) teacher; ok now Expect, use this cane and flog them ten strokes of cane each... Expert:full of happy gave them ten hot strokes of cane....(ajanni cry pass) teacher; oya Expert tell this dumb student who a pharmacist is..... Expert; A pharmacist is a famer who assist people. chai teacher fainted
3. Dont tatoo a rose flower on ur body when u are young cos it may look like ugu leaf when you r old
Posted: at 26-09-2013 11:06 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
francischi at 26-09-2013 11:30 AM (10 years ago) (m)
ANOTHER MADNESS, BIA RAKELLY WHICH KIND THING BE ALL THIS ONE NAAA
MAKE UNA PUT THIS GAL BACK FROM WERE SHE FROM JUMP OUT
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"
Posted: at 26-09-2013 11:30 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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