alabi come laff here

Date: 26-09-2013 11:06 am (8 years ago) | Author: rakel nkeiru
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- at 26-09-2013 11:06 AM (8 years ago)
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1. dog and bone, girls and money, guys and sex,
police and bribe, pastors and seed, native doctor and fowl,
monkey and banana, terry G and weed, jim iyke and fight,
boko haram and bomb, 2face and pikin, me and wetin? Undecided

2.teacher; who is a pharmacist?
  Expert:so its only Expert that is the most intelligent student i have in this class?
so there is nobody else to ans the question except him?(9there was no reply from the students)
teacher; ok now Expect, use this cane and flog them ten strokes of cane each...
Expert:full of happy gave them ten hot strokes of cane....(ajanni cry pass)
teacher; oya Expert tell this dumb student who a pharmacist is.....
Expert; A pharmacist is a famer who assist people.
chai teacher fainted Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

3. Dont tatoo a rose flower on ur body when u are young cos
it may look like ugu leaf when you r old Tongue Tongue Tongue

Posted: at 26-09-2013 11:06 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
- francischi at 26-09-2013 11:30 AM (8 years ago)
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ANOTHER MADNESS, BIA RAKELLY WHICH KIND THING BE ALL THIS ONE NAAA

MAKE UNA PUT THIS GAL BACK FROM WERE SHE FROM JUMP OUT

Posted: at 26-09-2013 11:30 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 26-09-2013 11:33 AM (8 years ago)
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if i tear u slap now u go laff by force.
by the way r u alabi?
Posted: at 26-09-2013 11:33 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 26-09-2013 11:56 AM (8 years ago)
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Thank God dis shit is for alabi alone

Posted: at 26-09-2013 11:56 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 26-09-2013 12:04 PM (8 years ago)
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wetin come carry u come here
Posted: at 26-09-2013 12:04 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 26-09-2013 12:49 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 26-09-2013 11:33 AM
if i tear u slap now u go laff by force.
by the way r u alabi?
na my younger sister she be

Posted: at 26-09-2013 12:49 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 26-09-2013 12:59 PM (8 years ago)
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hehehheheh alabi must hear this
Posted: at 26-09-2013 12:59 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 26-09-2013 01:00 PM (8 years ago)
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Alabi don suffer  Sad
She no go come the time wey dey need her attention hia
Na only to sell pop corn for oshodi she sabi  Undecided

Posted: at 26-09-2013 01:00 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 26-09-2013 01:04 PM (8 years ago)
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Rakelly tell that tiser say she dey mad for that hell wey she die go
I no getam?  Angry

Posted: at 26-09-2013 01:04 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 26-09-2013 01:04 PM (8 years ago)
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who and who need her attention make i flog am out

Posted: at 26-09-2013 01:04 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 26-09-2013 01:15 PM (8 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 26-09-2013 01:15 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 26-09-2013 01:23 PM (8 years ago)
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something de smell for here

Posted: at 26-09-2013 01:23 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 26-09-2013 02:03 PM (8 years ago)
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War do u fink   Roll Eyes

Posted: at 26-09-2013 02:03 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 26-09-2013 02:19 PM (8 years ago)
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that thing wey been de smell before

Posted: at 26-09-2013 02:19 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 26-09-2013 02:30 PM (8 years ago)
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ur toitoi de smell ba?
Posted: at 26-09-2013 02:30 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 26-09-2013 02:43 PM (8 years ago)
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no be ur bra nd pant, u just wan koboo ur self

Posted: at 26-09-2013 02:43 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 26-09-2013 04:28 PM (8 years ago)
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gbam
Posted: at 26-09-2013 04:28 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 26-09-2013 07:56 PM (8 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 26-09-2013 07:56 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 27-09-2013 10:32 AM (8 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes help am wash am
The girl too lazy  Sad

Posted: at 27-09-2013 10:32 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 27-09-2013 11:34 AM (8 years ago)
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abeg bring dettol
Posted: at 27-09-2013 11:34 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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