Yo mama is so fat, she plays hopscotch like, "LA, Detroit, Dallas, Washington, "
Yo mama is so old that when Jesus said," let there be light" she was the one who flipped the switch
Yo mama is so old that when Jesus said "let there be light" he told your mom to move her fat ass out of the way.
Your mom is so fat, she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the zoo, the elephant began to throw peanuts at her.
Your mom's teeth are so yellow that whenever she smiles, cars slow down
Your mom is so fat and black that when she went into the ocean, everyone yelled "oil spill!"
Your mom is so fat that she played King Kong’s stunt double
Your mom is so old that Jesus is in her yearbook.
What's the difference between your mom and a wh*re?, the wh*re gets paid.
Yo momma's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
Yo momma's so fat, when we played hide and seek I spotted her behind the Himalayas
Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
Yo momma's so fat, the whale from Free Willy freed her
Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
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