MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD.....SHIT!

Date: 15-07-2009 11:48 pm (15 years ago) | Author: kelly rynejersey
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- at 15-07-2009 11:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Well, it's shit..... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference

You can find your self in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!!

You could pass this along if you give a shit, or not do so if you don't give a shit.

Well, shit! its time for me to go, just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.

But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit head....
Well, shit happens!!!!!!!!!


Posted: at 15-07-2009 11:48 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- omatseye at 16-07-2009 07:25 AM (15 years ago)
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GUD 1...
Posted: at 16-07-2009 07:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 16-07-2009 10:28 AM (15 years ago)
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Nice one...........hahahahah

Posted: at 16-07-2009 10:28 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 16-07-2009 10:37 AM (15 years ago)
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very nice shit joke, hahaa...
Posted: at 16-07-2009 10:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 16-07-2009 11:20 AM (15 years ago)
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lol.... so you guys do give a shit huh???...... hahahahaha

Posted: at 16-07-2009 11:20 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 16-07-2009 11:31 AM (15 years ago)
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what's this shit all about?

Posted: at 16-07-2009 11:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 16-07-2009 11:43 AM (15 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 16-07-2009 11:43 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 16-07-2009 12:04 PM (15 years ago)
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lool

Posted: at 16-07-2009 12:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 16-07-2009 12:17 PM (15 years ago)
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keep it up........

Posted: at 16-07-2009 12:17 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dippson at 16-07-2009 04:02 PM (15 years ago)
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when i was passing, i was smelling shit, not knowing someone is on his shit talking shit, what a shit.
Posted: at 16-07-2009 04:02 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Gbravo at 16-07-2009 04:19 PM (15 years ago)
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phyuk da shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit......
Posted: at 16-07-2009 04:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dippson at 16-07-2009 04:34 PM (15 years ago)
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been in a shit does not mean i will be smelling shit but solve the shit problem.
Posted: at 16-07-2009 04:34 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Gbravo at 16-07-2009 04:38 PM (15 years ago)
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shit problem is phyuking shiiiiiit....
Posted: at 16-07-2009 04:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 16-07-2009 04:40 PM (15 years ago)
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ANY DUDE SHIT HERE MUST PACK DA SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
Posted: at 16-07-2009 04:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gbravo at 16-07-2009 04:45 PM (15 years ago)
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Oooooo shiiiiiiiiiiit!!!
Posted: at 16-07-2009 04:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 16-07-2009 05:19 PM (15 years ago)
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wat is all this shiiiitt all about

Posted: at 16-07-2009 05:19 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 16-07-2009 10:47 PM (15 years ago)
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it's all shit

Posted: at 16-07-2009 10:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- McBona at 17-07-2009 01:41 AM (15 years ago)
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the shit is a mess
Posted: at 17-07-2009 01:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 17-07-2009 02:40 AM (15 years ago)
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ooohhh shit.....!!! hahahah.....

Posted: at 17-07-2009 02:40 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- McBona at 17-07-2009 02:51 AM (15 years ago)
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stop shitting na
Posted: at 17-07-2009 02:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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