The LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA

Date: 16-07-2009 6:07 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Isaac Ogwuche
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- at 16-07-2009 06:07 PM (14 years ago)
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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.
   
The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
   
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
   
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.  The rabbit had it coming.
   
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay!  Okay! I'm a rabbit!  I'm a rabbit! Grin Grin Grin

 

Posted: at 16-07-2009 06:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Toinsauller at 16-07-2009 07:37 PM (14 years ago)
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 16-07-2009 07:37 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toinsauller at 16-07-2009 07:38 PM (14 years ago)
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 16-07-2009 07:38 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 16-07-2009 07:39 PM (14 years ago)
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heheh
Posted: at 16-07-2009 07:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 17-07-2009 12:09 AM (14 years ago)
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very funny
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- McBona at 17-07-2009 01:29 AM (14 years ago)
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na wa for dem
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- KleverC at 17-07-2009 01:13 PM (14 years ago)
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tdem try sha
Posted: at 17-07-2009 01:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- McBona at 18-07-2009 12:59 AM (14 years ago)
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na small small
Posted: at 18-07-2009 12:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 18-07-2009 09:56 AM (14 years ago)
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Drop by Drop
Posted: at 18-07-2009 09:56 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 19-07-2009 01:38 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: dinho4lyf on 16-07-2009 06:07 PM
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.
   
The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
   
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
   
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.  The rabbit had it coming.
   
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay!  Okay! I'm a rabbit!  I'm a rabbit! Grin Grin Grin

 
  Thats what it means.
Posted: at 19-07-2009 01:38 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 19-07-2009 02:11 PM (14 years ago)
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HEHEHE
Posted: at 19-07-2009 02:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 25_vivi at 19-07-2009 11:04 PM (14 years ago)
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i love dis joke so much!
i like the FBI better
Posted: at 19-07-2009 11:04 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- nickyvil at 20-07-2009 07:17 AM (14 years ago)
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u try jor
Posted: at 20-07-2009 07:17 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stealth_biatch at 20-07-2009 07:20 AM (14 years ago)
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lmmmaoooo


dat bear was well ... just unlucky !!
Posted: at 20-07-2009 07:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- byenny at 20-07-2009 03:54 PM (14 years ago)
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they a bunch of shits
Posted: at 20-07-2009 03:54 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- size1 at 20-07-2009 03:57 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
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- teeco at 20-07-2009 04:38 PM (14 years ago)
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1milion times
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- Gbravo at 20-07-2009 04:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Thanks  God i never pass my comment sef
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- teeco at 20-07-2009 04:45 PM (14 years ago)
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hahaha
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- omatseye at 20-07-2009 06:09 PM (14 years ago)
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rebranding..proudly nigerian...ole
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