Dorm Rules

Date: 16-07-2009 6:50 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Isaac Ogwuche
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- at 16-07-2009 06:50 PM (15 years ago)
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On the first day of college, the dean/principal addresses the students pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180.
ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?".

To this, a male student in the crowd inquires: "HOW MUCH FOR A SEASON PASS?"


Posted: at 16-07-2009 06:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- federico at 16-07-2009 07:04 PM (15 years ago)
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i want to no how much for a year pass
Posted: at 16-07-2009 07:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toinsauller at 16-07-2009 07:16 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 16-07-2009 07:16 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 16-07-2009 07:57 PM (15 years ago)
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am interested
Posted: at 16-07-2009 07:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- McBona at 17-07-2009 02:10 AM (15 years ago)
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I want the Monthly interest of the interested ones
Posted: at 17-07-2009 02:10 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 18-07-2009 02:51 PM (15 years ago)
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ok i got them
Posted: at 18-07-2009 02:51 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 19-07-2009 02:14 PM (15 years ago)
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U'VE GAT NOTIN
Posted: at 19-07-2009 02:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- byenny at 20-07-2009 03:59 PM (15 years ago)
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LOL
Posted: at 20-07-2009 03:59 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gbravo at 20-07-2009 04:23 PM (15 years ago)
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ok i don laf see my teeth outside
Posted: at 20-07-2009 04:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 20-07-2009 04:26 PM (15 years ago)
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@Gbravo close your teeth
Posted: at 20-07-2009 04:26 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 21-07-2009 06:32 PM (15 years ago)
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TELL AM
Posted: at 21-07-2009 06:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 21-07-2009 08:09 PM (15 years ago)
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wetin?
Posted: at 21-07-2009 08:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 21-07-2009 11:47 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmm, gud pikin still dey here ooooo
Posted: at 21-07-2009 11:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- McBona at 22-07-2009 01:17 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on 18-07-2009 02:51 PM
ok i got them

Oya bring am
Posted: at 22-07-2009 01:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 22-07-2009 01:26 AM (15 years ago)
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4 wetin again?
Posted: at 22-07-2009 01:26 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 22-07-2009 04:07 AM (15 years ago)
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NICE JOKE Grin HOW MUCH FOR A WHOLE SECTION...
Posted: at 22-07-2009 04:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 22-07-2009 01:39 PM (15 years ago)
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i don pay upfront
Posted: at 22-07-2009 01:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 22-07-2009 01:41 PM (15 years ago)
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haha
Posted: at 22-07-2009 01:41 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- enjoyment at 22-07-2009 01:42 PM (15 years ago)
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no b lie oooo
Posted: at 22-07-2009 01:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 22-07-2009 01:44 PM (15 years ago)
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keep it up
Posted: at 22-07-2009 01:44 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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