Little Bobby came to kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was the right time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, i want a bike for my birthday". Little Bobby was a bit of a trouble maker. He had gotten in trouble both at home and at school. Bobby's mother asked him whether he thought he deserved to have a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.
Bobby's mother wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday .
Bobby stomped up the steps to his room to write God a letter.
Letter 1
Dear God, I have been a good boy this year and i want a bike for my birthday. i want a red one. Your friend, Bobby
Bobby knew this wasn't true, he has not been a good boy this year. So he tore up this letter and started again.
Letter 2
Dear God
This is your friend Bobby, I have been a good boy this year, and i would like to have a red bike for my birthday. Thank you. Your friend, Bobby
Bobby knew this wasn't true, he tore the letter and started over again.
Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK" boy this year. I still would really like to have a red bike for my birthday. Bobby
Bobby knew he could not send this letter either. He wrote a fourth letter.
Letter 4
God, I know i haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please! Bobby
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.
Now Bobby was upset, he went downstairs and told his mother that he was going to church. Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad. 'Just be home in time for dinner' Mom told him.
Bobby walked down street to the church. He went straight to the alter. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked a statue of Mary. He slipped the statue inside his shirt and took off up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.
Letter 5 God, I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA, IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND ME A BIKE!!!!!!!!!!! BOBBY.
Posted: at 18-07-2009 11:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
federico at 19-07-2009 12:36 AM (15 years ago) (m)
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Posted: at 19-07-2009 12:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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