ACTS......

Date: 21-07-2009 12:04 am (15 years ago) | Author: kelly rynejersey
- at 21-07-2009 12:04 AM (15 years ago)
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Acts
A woman went into her kitchen to find a burglar loaded down with a bunch of stuff he was stealing from her kitchen. Not having any kind of weapon to scare him off, she raised her hand and said "Acts 2:38," and proceeded to quote scripture.

The burglar froze in place and didn't move. The woman called 911; the police arrived and were amazed to find the burglar still frozen where he stood.

"What did you say to him that kept him from moving?" they asked the woman.

She told them that she had simply said Acts 2:38 and quoted scripture.

The police chuckled and escorted the burglar out to the patrol car. "Why did the woman's quoting scripture scare you so much?" they asked.

"Scripture?" said the burglar, "I thought she said she had an ax and two 38's! Huh? Huh? Huh?
 

Posted: at 21-07-2009 12:04 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Sheenor at 21-07-2009 01:18 AM (15 years ago)
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ugh
Posted: at 21-07-2009 01:18 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 21-07-2009 01:55 AM (15 years ago)
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LOL SOO FUNNY IT REALLY LOOKS ALIKE.LOL
Posted: at 21-07-2009 01:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- temi07 at 21-07-2009 02:55 AM (15 years ago)
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 Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 21-07-2009 02:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 21-07-2009 08:20 AM (15 years ago)
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hhehehe pass
Posted: at 21-07-2009 08:20 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emlx at 21-07-2009 02:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Naijapals we own u
a great listeening ear
Posted: at 21-07-2009 02:21 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- scorpionheart99 at 21-07-2009 02:50 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: KleverC on 21-07-2009 08:20 AM
hhehehe pass

ok..make it quick.... :P :P :P
Posted: at 21-07-2009 02:50 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 21-07-2009 02:56 PM (15 years ago)
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me2
Posted: at 21-07-2009 02:56 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- scorpionheart99 at 23-07-2009 06:27 AM (15 years ago)
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me 3.....heheh
Posted: at 23-07-2009 06:27 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 23-07-2009 08:37 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 23-07-2009 08:37 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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