The intercom button

Date: 12-11-2013 12:49 pm (11 years ago) | Author: opara ifeoma
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- at 12-11-2013 12:49 PM (11 years ago)
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Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on d wall by d gate for support, leans towards her..

BOY : Can I kiss you ?
GIRL : Not now, I'm at home.
BOY : Please.
GIRL : No.
BOY : You were too sweet in bed today.
GIRL : Woooow! you too, full of energy. I could
not believe we had four rounds.
BOY : Let me kiss you good night.
GIRL : Someone may be watching, they still think I'm a virgin at home.

This goes on for ten minutes, then girl's brother
appears at the gate and says "Dad says whether you kiss him or not its your
decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone at home is listening to your
conversation"

Posted: at 12-11-2013 12:49 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- zeigbo at 12-11-2013 01:12 PM (11 years ago)
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Poster if to say u no girl i for tell u say na p b since u re a babe u try well well

Posted: at 12-11-2013 01:12 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 12-11-2013 03:01 PM (11 years ago)
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afta una go dey blame the govament,,common truth no gree u talk bcuz na woman

Posted: at 12-11-2013 03:01 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ifygud at 12-11-2013 03:26 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 12-11-2013 01:12 PM
Poster if to say u no girl i for tell u say na p b since u re a babe u try well well
zeigbo thanks so much na my first post be this
Posted: at 12-11-2013 03:26 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 12-11-2013 03:31 PM (11 years ago)
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bcuz u say na ur 1st post....u are welcome to the yeye family

Posted: at 12-11-2013 03:31 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 12-11-2013 05:03 PM (11 years ago)
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At poster

Posted: at 12-11-2013 05:03 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- uwalakasn at 12-11-2013 05:13 PM (11 years ago)
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I love this ur joke very well. Smiley
Posted: at 12-11-2013 05:13 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- ifygud at 12-11-2013 06:00 PM (11 years ago)
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Thanks guys i appreciate
Posted: at 12-11-2013 06:00 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- alabi22 at 12-11-2013 06:04 PM (11 years ago)
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u r welcome dear. i was thrilled. got my ribs cracking. hehehehehehhe. nice
Posted: at 12-11-2013 06:04 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 12-11-2013 06:08 PM (11 years ago)
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Ify u are most welcome..call on me if have any problem

Posted: at 12-11-2013 06:08 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 12-11-2013 06:12 PM (11 years ago)
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o yeah? anyways suspection mode activated
Posted: at 12-11-2013 06:12 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 12-11-2013 06:15 PM (11 years ago)
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kip on suspectin

Posted: at 12-11-2013 06:15 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 12-11-2013 06:29 PM (11 years ago)
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Na alabi be that o?  Roll Eyes
I no kuku know the time wey den give am FBI work  Undecided

Posted: at 12-11-2013 06:29 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 12-11-2013 06:36 PM (11 years ago)
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I tire for am,,she no go let person near her,,she still no like person to make moov to anoda side...expert make I ask u know her b4....she be winch?

Posted: at 12-11-2013 06:36 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 12-11-2013 06:37 PM (11 years ago)
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I tire for am,,she no go let person near her,,she still no like person to make moov to anoda side...expert make I ask u wey know her b4....she be winch?

Posted: at 12-11-2013 06:37 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 12-11-2013 07:53 PM (11 years ago)
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hehehehehe. omg (jossy & expert). since dem no catch tif on time, d tif con hold innocent person dey shout tif tif ~ naim b una case. make una no worry i go soon open una nyash make evrybody see.
Posted: at 12-11-2013 07:53 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 12-11-2013 08:03 PM (11 years ago)
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no go dat side ooo...no be warning na advice cuz if u near my nyash...I go take s h i t paint ur face

Posted: at 12-11-2013 08:03 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 12-11-2013 08:12 PM (11 years ago)
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oh. u dey take style beg me now abi?
Posted: at 12-11-2013 08:12 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 12-11-2013 08:20 PM (11 years ago)
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I don pass to dey beg person wit style...if I wan beg u I beg u I beg u openly....but dis one I dey tell u d truth straight from d root

Posted: at 12-11-2013 08:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 12-11-2013 08:21 PM (11 years ago)
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I just tell u wetin I fit do and I know say expert own go worse cuz he dey retain his s h i t like since 6months for dis kind purpose

Posted: at 12-11-2013 08:21 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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