Dear Pastor!!!

Date: 23-07-2009 8:57 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Dabo Frank
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A Man lived alone in the countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day, the dog died, and the Man went to the his pastor and said, "Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature?" The Pastor replied, "I'm afraid not. We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the animal; you can go and find out”. Then the Man answered innocently, "I'll go right away Pastor. But do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the burial service?" The Pastor exclaimed, "Sweet Jesus! Why didn't you tell me the dog was a Christian……….we definitely have services for all Christians

Posted: at 23-07-2009 08:57 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Emmanuel4christ at 23-07-2009 09:55 PM (15 years ago)
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LOL FUNNY THIEF PASTOR....GOOD ONE
Posted: at 23-07-2009 09:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 24-07-2009 12:31 AM (15 years ago)
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shape pastor
Posted: at 24-07-2009 12:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 24-07-2009 04:36 AM (15 years ago)
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LOL...SHEPE..
Posted: at 24-07-2009 04:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 24-07-2009 05:46 AM (15 years ago)
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Thank you man. Right now am laughing. Its very funny but i don't think its a joke. Some of them are like that.
Posted: at 24-07-2009 05:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 24-07-2009 01:23 PM (15 years ago)
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hahaha very funny

Posted: at 24-07-2009 01:23 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 24-07-2009 01:30 PM (15 years ago)
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The pastor is all in one..... funny
Posted: at 24-07-2009 01:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 24-07-2009 01:57 PM (15 years ago)
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haha

Posted: at 24-07-2009 01:57 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- olubukun at 27-07-2009 10:42 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin pastor why now Shocked 2 nice  guy
Posted: at 27-07-2009 10:42 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- teeco at 28-07-2009 12:11 PM (15 years ago)
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Grin

Posted: at 28-07-2009 12:11 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 28-07-2009 01:34 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 28-07-2009 01:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 28-07-2009 03:05 PM (15 years ago)
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huh

Posted: at 28-07-2009 03:05 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bonhomie at 30-07-2009 06:29 PM (15 years ago)
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that's the power of money
Posted: at 30-07-2009 06:29 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toinsauller at 30-07-2009 09:24 PM (15 years ago)
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funny man Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-07-2009 09:24 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Seyolat at 30-07-2009 09:45 PM (15 years ago)
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Pastor shine eye  Shocked Grin
Posted: at 30-07-2009 09:45 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- coolguys235 at 31-07-2009 06:35 PM (15 years ago)
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the pastor na igbo man Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 31-07-2009 06:35 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 1-08-2009 10:20 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 31-07-2009 06:35 PM
the pastor na igbo man Grin Grin Grin Grin

Na you talk am Grin

Posted: at 1-08-2009 10:20 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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fire TRENDING GISTS fire

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