PROBLEM OF NIGERIANS IN HELL

Date: 26-07-2009 9:37 am (15 years ago) | Author: Styles
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- at 26-07-2009 09:37 AM (15 years ago)
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Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some Nigerians up here in Heaven who are causing some problems

They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup are all over their robes; hamhocks. Isi-ewu, Cow-feet and Bokoto bones are all over the streets of Gold; some folk are walking around with one wing, they have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are beer bottles all over the clouds, some aren't even wearing their halos, saying it doesn't fit with their hairstyles."

The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil

The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? What the....!, hold on one minute." The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?" The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there." The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't belieee.....hold on, Lord".

This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Nigerians put the fire out, and now they are trying to install air conditioning! They even bribed my guys!!"
 Grin

Posted: at 26-07-2009 09:37 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- asaph at 26-07-2009 01:29 PM (15 years ago)
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What???
Posted: at 26-07-2009 01:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 25_vivi at 26-07-2009 04:44 PM (15 years ago)
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the last part is funny
Posted: at 26-07-2009 04:44 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 26-07-2009 04:48 PM (15 years ago)
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hhahahahahahahahhaaah..... infact this is the joke of the weeekkkkkkk ooooo keep it up.......am stilll laughing    oooooooooooo Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Wink Cool
Posted: at 26-07-2009 04:48 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- bugzy at 26-07-2009 06:33 PM (15 years ago)
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nice one...this one sure did the trick...u crack me up dawg...nigga what???...LMAO!!! Cool
Posted: at 26-07-2009 06:33 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Seyolat at 26-07-2009 11:39 PM (15 years ago)
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mehn u good, naija guys r so unique  Cheesy
Posted: at 26-07-2009 11:39 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- teeco at 27-07-2009 10:42 AM (15 years ago)
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I dont get it somebody explain pls...............
Posted: at 27-07-2009 10:42 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 27-07-2009 10:49 AM (15 years ago)
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somebody should expanciate or clearify it i dont understand...
Posted: at 27-07-2009 10:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 27-07-2009 11:05 AM (15 years ago)
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How far
Posted: at 27-07-2009 11:05 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 27-07-2009 01:16 PM (15 years ago)
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who is there...
Posted: at 27-07-2009 01:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 27-07-2009 01:38 PM (15 years ago)
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hey i cant believe it .....tecco and gbravo of all people did not understand this simple joke..... o boy u na need my glass to see this simple joke Cool Cool Cool
Quote from: Gbravo on 27-07-2009 01:16 PM
who is there...
Quote from: teeco on 27-07-2009 11:05 AM
How far
Quote from: Gbravo on 27-07-2009 10:49 AM
somebody should expanciate or clearify it i dont understand...
Quote from: teeco on 27-07-2009 10:42 AM
I dont get it somebody explain pls...............
Posted: at 27-07-2009 01:38 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gbravo at 27-07-2009 01:50 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 27-07-2009 01:38 PM
hey i cant believe it .....tecco and gbravo of all people did not understand this simple joke..... o boy u na need my glass to see this simple joke Cool Cool Cool
Quote from: Gbravo on 27-07-2009 01:16 PM
who is there...
Quote from: teeco on 27-07-2009 11:05 AM
How far
Quote from: Gbravo on 27-07-2009 10:49 AM
somebody should expanciate or clearify it i dont understand...
Quote from: teeco on 27-07-2009 10:42 AM
I dont get it somebody explain pls...............
coolguy it use 2 happen sometime like dt nobody is completely perfect..
Posted: at 27-07-2009 01:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 27-07-2009 01:57 PM (15 years ago)
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ok.... may be u need federico google or my spec to ..... see hw nigerians are unique in both heaven and hell
abi mr poster no be soo
Posted: at 27-07-2009 01:57 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gbravo at 27-07-2009 02:34 PM (15 years ago)
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ur google and federeco google is a wrong recomendation....
Posted: at 27-07-2009 02:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 27-07-2009 03:03 PM (15 years ago)
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hey point of correction .... mine is spec.... italian made ....... while fed own is google.....  abba made Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-07-2009 03:03 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 27-07-2009 03:06 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gbravo on 27-07-2009 01:50 PM
Quote from: coolguys235 on 27-07-2009 01:38 PM
hey i cant believe it .....tecco and gbravo of all people did not understand this simple joke..... o boy u na need my glass to see this simple joke Cool Cool Cool
Quote from: Gbravo on 27-07-2009 01:16 PM
who is there...
Quote from: teeco on 27-07-2009 11:05 AM
How far
Quote from: Gbravo on 27-07-2009 10:49 AM
somebody should expanciate or clearify it i dont understand...
Quote from: teeco on 27-07-2009 10:42 AM
I dont get it somebody explain pls...............
coolguy it use 2 happen sometime like dt nobody is completely perfect..
Posted: at 27-07-2009 03:06 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- teeco at 27-07-2009 03:08 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on 27-07-2009 03:06 PM
Quote from: Gbravo on 27-07-2009 01:50 PM
Quote from: coolguys235 on 27-07-2009 01:38 PM
hey i cant believe it .....tecco and gbravo of all people did not understand this simple joke..... o boy u na need my glass to see this simple joke Cool Cool Cool
Quote from: Gbravo on 27-07-2009 01:16 PM
who is there...
Quote from: teeco on 27-07-2009 11:05 AM
How far
Quote from: Gbravo on 27-07-2009 10:49 AM
somebody should expanciate or clearify it i dont understand...
Quote from: teeco on 27-07-2009 10:42 AM
I dont get it somebody explain pls...............
coolguy it use 2 happen sometime like dt nobody is completely perfect..

ok I don wear my google
Posted: at 27-07-2009 03:08 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 27-07-2009 03:12 PM (15 years ago)
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best google i ever seen....customised one suply and delivered...
Posted: at 27-07-2009 03:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 27-07-2009 03:17 PM (15 years ago)
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you want one? @Gbravo
Posted: at 27-07-2009 03:17 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 27-07-2009 03:33 PM (15 years ago)
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hey nice google nice one ...... Cool Roll Eyes Cool
Posted: at 27-07-2009 03:33 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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