Dont push your luck?

Date: 30-07-2009 10:09 am (15 years ago) | Author: Joseph Umosen
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When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.

Three days later, she became his stepmother

Posted: at 30-07-2009 10:09 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Gbravo at 30-07-2009 10:44 AM (15 years ago)
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the joke u posted is not sweet @ d moment,pls try again later.
Posted: at 30-07-2009 10:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 30-07-2009 05:30 PM (15 years ago)
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I no understand the joke self
Posted: at 30-07-2009 05:30 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bonhomie at 30-07-2009 06:34 PM (15 years ago)
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naija gurls too much self
Posted: at 30-07-2009 06:34 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 30-07-2009 07:51 PM (15 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 30-07-2009 07:51 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Toinsauller at 30-07-2009 09:11 PM (15 years ago)
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posted 1000000000000000 times
Posted: at 30-07-2009 09:11 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Seyolat at 30-07-2009 10:00 PM (15 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry Angry Lips Sealed
Posted: at 30-07-2009 10:00 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 30-07-2009 11:20 PM (15 years ago)
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P.BF
Posted: at 30-07-2009 11:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 31-07-2009 07:00 PM (15 years ago)
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thinking on what verdict i shud give you....... Grin
Posted: at 31-07-2009 07:00 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 1-08-2009 10:13 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 1-08-2009 10:13 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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