An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican open his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blond open his lunch box and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw burritos, and jumped, too.
The blond guy opened his lunch, saw bologna and jumped, too.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping and said, If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Every one turned and stared at the blond's wife. The blond's wife said, "Don't look at me, He makes his own lunch."
I'd quot circumiret, circumveniat...U NEVER STOP LOVING SOMEONE, YOU JUST LEARN HOW TO LIVE W/O THEM!
Posted: at 31-07-2009 11:23 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming