DON'T LOOK AT ME....

Date: 31-07-2009 11:23 am (15 years ago) | Author: kelly rynejersey
- at 31-07-2009 11:23 AM (15 years ago)
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An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding  on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican open his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond open his lunch box and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw burritos, and jumped, too.

The blond guy opened his lunch, saw bologna and jumped, too.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping and said, If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't  realize he hated burritos so much."

Every one turned and stared at the blond's wife. The blond's wife said, "Don't look at me, He makes his own lunch." 


Posted: at 31-07-2009 11:23 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- teeco at 31-07-2009 11:28 AM (15 years ago)
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Laugh wan kill me  Grin

Posted: at 31-07-2009 11:28 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- scorpionheart99 at 31-07-2009 11:31 AM (15 years ago)
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MAKE SURE U DON'T DIE HERE...LOL

Posted: at 31-07-2009 11:31 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 31-07-2009 11:32 AM (15 years ago)
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Very Funny lol

Posted: at 31-07-2009 11:32 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- scorpionheart99 at 31-07-2009 11:34 AM (15 years ago)
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YOU TOO.....LOL

Posted: at 31-07-2009 11:34 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gbravo at 31-07-2009 12:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on 31-07-2009 11:28 AM
Laugh wan kill me  Grin
ur laf make me laf Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 31-07-2009 12:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 31-07-2009 12:30 PM (15 years ago)
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ha hah ah hah ...
Posted: at 31-07-2009 12:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 31-07-2009 12:48 PM (15 years ago)
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HIM LAF DEY MAKE MY LAF TO LAF
Posted: at 31-07-2009 12:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mystangel at 31-07-2009 12:51 PM (15 years ago)
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i i i i i i i i i i i iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Posted: at 31-07-2009 12:51 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dinho4lyf at 31-07-2009 01:06 PM (15 years ago)
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AGAIN?
Posted: at 31-07-2009 01:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 31-07-2009 02:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: mystangel on 31-07-2009 12:51 PM
i i i i i i i i i i i iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Quote from: dinho4lyf on 31-07-2009 01:06 PM
AGAIN?
iiiiiiiiii what does that mean .........kolo angel...... u ave come again ........ i thought u i attended ur ....... never mind...... Grin Grin Grin Grin
Quote from: dinho4lyf on 31-07-2009 01:06 PM
AGAIN?
Quote from: dinho4lyf on 31-07-2009 01:06 PM
AGAIN?

Posted: at 31-07-2009 02:37 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 31-07-2009 03:22 PM (15 years ago)
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seen dis b4

Posted: at 31-07-2009 03:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 31-07-2009 03:28 PM (15 years ago)
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where  Huh?

Posted: at 31-07-2009 03:28 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 31-07-2009 04:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Help me ask am Grin abi na for Ghanapals Grin

Posted: at 31-07-2009 04:00 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 31-07-2009 04:13 PM (15 years ago)
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ghanapals...... Grin Grin Grin Grin       dem don start their own pals too hahahahaha Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 31-07-2009 04:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 1-08-2009 10:44 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 31-07-2009 04:13 PM
ghanapals...... Grin Grin Grin Grin       dem don start their own pals too hahahahaha Grin Grin Grin Grin


so you no know  Grin

Posted: at 1-08-2009 10:44 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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