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Date: 02-08-2009 9:38 pm (15 years ago) | Author: ogundepo sola
- at 2-08-2009 09:38 PM (15 years ago)
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At dinner table on a lovely nite, a couple and their only child were having a swell time when the child began to make unnecessary demands of his mother.
'mummy, give me more meat.' He requested.
'what more meat after 2 pieces?' the mother shouted.
'if you don't give me more meat, I will tell daddy.' the child threatened.
Trust men. the father was interested in what is to be told and thus offered a big chunk of his piece of meat to the little boy. A while later he asked 'what is it you want to tell me?'
'Don't mind mummy. I caught her' said the little  boy
' Caught mummy doing what?' the farther queried.
'I caught mummy doing it with the driver, what you did with the housegirl' the boy replied.

Posted: at 2-08-2009 09:38 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Seyolat at 2-08-2009 09:56 PM (15 years ago)
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 Shocked I'm so gonna beat dat boy...lmao  Shocked
Posted: at 2-08-2009 09:56 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 2-08-2009 09:58 PM (15 years ago)
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copy right

Posted: at 2-08-2009 09:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- wordsmith at 2-08-2009 10:09 PM (15 years ago)
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i  did not wait to see what the man did. come to think of it, does he have a moral right to beat the boy?
Posted: at 2-08-2009 10:09 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Seyolat at 3-08-2009 12:31 AM (15 years ago)
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not really
Posted: at 3-08-2009 12:31 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 3-08-2009 02:18 AM (15 years ago)
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CANT IMAGINE WHT WILL RUN THROUGH THEIR MINDS WHEN THEY BOTH HEAR THAT!!!..FUNNY
Posted: at 3-08-2009 02:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 3-08-2009 10:17 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: wordsmith on  2-08-2009 10:09 PM
i  did not wait to see what the man did. come to think of it, does he have a moral right to beat the boy?
i don't think he have moral right to beat the poor boy... moreover, the boy can do well as an FBI....
good one there poster...  Grin
Posted: at 3-08-2009 10:17 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 3-08-2009 01:09 PM (15 years ago)
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The boy deserved some beatings coz he was corrupt.
Posted: at 3-08-2009 01:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 3-08-2009 01:27 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  3-08-2009 01:09 PM
The boy deserved some beatings coz he was corrupt.

 Grin

Posted: at 3-08-2009 01:27 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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