A matter of life and death....

Date: 04-08-2009 9:11 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 4-08-2009 09:11 PM (14 years ago)
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A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.
"Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding -- but it is a matter of life or death."
"Oh, really? How's that?"
"There's a naked woman waiting for me at home."
"I don't see how that is a matter of life or death."
"If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."


14_Inches

Posted: at 4-08-2009 09:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Gbravo at 5-08-2009 11:55 AM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 5-08-2009 11:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 5-08-2009 01:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Pity
Posted: at 5-08-2009 01:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neosha at 7-08-2009 05:19 AM (14 years ago)
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lol.......funny
Posted: at 7-08-2009 05:19 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 7-08-2009 11:10 AM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 7-08-2009 11:10 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 7-08-2009 06:42 PM (14 years ago)
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its really serious
Posted: at 7-08-2009 06:42 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 7-08-2009 06:48 PM (14 years ago)
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go help the man na............ Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-08-2009 06:48 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 7-08-2009 07:27 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on  7-08-2009 06:48 PM
go help the man na............ Grin Grin Grin
shey me and u?...................o ya lets go there
Posted: at 7-08-2009 07:27 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Tauruss at 7-08-2009 08:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Guy u try
Posted: at 7-08-2009 08:32 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 7-08-2009 08:55 PM (14 years ago)
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e be like say nah u be that man ohh
Posted: at 7-08-2009 08:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 8-08-2009 02:44 AM (14 years ago)
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YEYE MAN..Grin
Posted: at 8-08-2009 02:44 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 8-08-2009 08:13 AM (14 years ago)
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haha Grin
Posted: at 8-08-2009 08:13 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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