it's me lower mouth. It's got a moustache... It's got lips

Date: 04-08-2009 9:46 pm (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 4-08-2009 09:46 PM (15 years ago)
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A very naive British sailor is in a bar in London. He meets a wild girl, and she takes him upstairs. She takes off her pants and her panties.

He looks between her legs, and he says, "What's that?"

She says, "It's me lower mouth."

He says, "What do you mean, 'your lower mouth?'"

She says, "Just what I said, it's me lower mouth. It's got a moustache... It's got lips..."

He asks, "Has it got a tongue in it?"

She says, "Not yet. . ."


  14_Inches

Posted: at 4-08-2009 09:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- coolguys235 at 5-08-2009 03:31 PM (15 years ago)
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rubbish ,...............hey y do u like any thing that relate with sex.........rubbish rubbish rubbish..........
Posted: at 5-08-2009 03:31 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 5-08-2009 03:33 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on  5-08-2009 03:31 PM
rubbish ,...............hey y do u like any thing that relate with sex.........rubbish rubbish rubbish..........
Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 5-08-2009 03:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 5-08-2009 03:37 PM (15 years ago)
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u no see him name 14_inches_short
Posted: at 5-08-2009 03:37 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gbravo at 5-08-2009 03:42 PM (15 years ago)
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E bi like say he don graduate wit am self becos as him de bring am one after d other.
Posted: at 5-08-2009 03:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 5-08-2009 03:51 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  5-08-2009 03:37 PM
u no see him name 14_inches_short
no wonder. Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-08-2009 03:51 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gbravo at 5-08-2009 03:58 PM (15 years ago)
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he de commot them from his hand out.
Posted: at 5-08-2009 03:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 5-08-2009 04:07 PM (15 years ago)
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if he commot am virus go catch am Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-08-2009 04:07 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 5-08-2009 04:08 PM (15 years ago)
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THIS ONE NO BE JOKE..DELETE NEEDED
Posted: at 5-08-2009 04:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 5-08-2009 04:15 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahahaha.... Grin Grin Grin
OMG..... 14:14 go kill person ooo.... Grin
Posted: at 5-08-2009 04:15 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gbravo at 5-08-2009 04:18 PM (15 years ago)
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yes Oooo,abi Ooooo.
Posted: at 5-08-2009 04:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 5-08-2009 04:51 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  5-08-2009 04:15 PM
hahahahaha.... Grin Grin Grin
OMG..... 14:14 go kill person ooo.... Grin
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 5-08-2009 04:51 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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