Genie

Date: 11-08-2009 4:40 am (15 years ago) | Author: caramelzzz
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- at 11-08-2009 04:40 AM (15 years ago)
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Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.

Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband   shouted , "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have   apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.

A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"

"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for! the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire,burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"

" Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mul! led it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.

"I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

 

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-"Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you
still believe in genies?"


Posted: at 11-08-2009 04:40 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- teeco at 11-08-2009 09:30 AM (15 years ago)
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No time to read this book @myra

Posted: at 11-08-2009 09:30 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- neosha at 11-08-2009 01:04 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 11-08-2009 01:04 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 11-08-2009 02:36 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on 11-08-2009 09:30 AM
No time to read this book @myra
teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo the thing is funny ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Posted: at 11-08-2009 02:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 11-08-2009 02:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 11-08-2009 02:36 PM
Quote from: teeco on 11-08-2009 09:30 AM
No time to read this book @myra
teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo the thing is funny ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

nawa ooo is very funny but it take 2hrs to read keep it up @myra

Posted: at 11-08-2009 02:39 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 11-08-2009 02:43 PM (15 years ago)
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good
Posted: at 11-08-2009 02:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mystangel at 11-08-2009 02:51 PM (15 years ago)
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damn damn damn

well let me confess smallllllllllll

dis is damnnnnnnnnnnnn FUNNY

itz a good one for dose who will read and understand it

but wait ooo maggi are u sure u r not d woman cos u r likely to do like she did

imagine wat d lust for money and wealth can do to some people

a fool at 35 is indeed a fool 4 eva

damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Posted: at 11-08-2009 02:51 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 11-08-2009 02:54 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: mystangel on 11-08-2009 02:51 PM
damn damn damn

well let me confess smallllllllllll

dis is damnnnnnnnnnnnn FUNNY

itz a good one for dose who will read and understand it

but wait ooo maggi are u sure u r not d woman cos u r likely to do like she did

imagine wat d lust for money and wealth can do to some people

a fool at 35 is indeed a fool 4 eva

damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn


all this explanation na for what na??

Posted: at 11-08-2009 02:54 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 11-08-2009 03:08 PM (15 years ago)
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abeg ohhh help ask am

Posted: at 11-08-2009 03:08 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 11-08-2009 03:21 PM (15 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided

Posted: at 11-08-2009 03:21 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 11-08-2009 03:32 PM (15 years ago)
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 Huh?

Posted: at 11-08-2009 03:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- wordsmith at 11-08-2009 03:34 PM (15 years ago)
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a nice one.
Posted: at 11-08-2009 03:34 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- teeco at 11-08-2009 03:39 PM (15 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 11-08-2009 03:39 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 11-08-2009 07:52 PM (15 years ago)
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@poster thatz my joke of the week ..... Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 11-08-2009 07:52 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- myragonza at 12-08-2009 10:14 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: mystangel on 11-08-2009 02:51 PM
damn damn damn

well let me confess smallllllllllll

dis is damnnnnnnnnnnnn FUNNY

itz a good one for dose who will read and understand it

but wait ooo maggi are u sure u r not d woman cos u r likely to do like she did

imagine wat d lust for money and wealth can do to some people

a fool at 35 is indeed a fool 4 eva

damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn



i am sure u will do that to get hold of dr thomas sperms....

Posted: at 12-08-2009 10:14 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 12-08-2009 10:27 AM (15 years ago)
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genie na 419  Grin
Posted: at 12-08-2009 10:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 12-08-2009 10:29 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: myragonza on 12-08-2009 10:14 AM
Quote from: mystangel on 11-08-2009 02:51 PM
damn damn damn

well let me confess smallllllllllll

dis is damnnnnnnnnnnnn FUNNY

itz a good one for dose who will read and understand it

but wait ooo maggi are u sure u r not d woman cos u r likely to do like she did

imagine wat d lust for money and wealth can do to some people

a fool at 35 is indeed a fool 4 eva

damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn



i am sure u will do that to get hold of dr thomas sperms....

 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 12-08-2009 10:29 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mystangel at 12-08-2009 11:41 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on 12-08-2009 10:29 AM
Quote from: myragonza on 12-08-2009 10:14 AM
Quote from: mystangel on 11-08-2009 02:51 PM
damn damn damn

well let me confess smallllllllllll

dis is damnnnnnnnnnnnn FUNNY

itz a good one for dose who will read and understand it

but wait ooo maggi are u sure u r not d woman cos u r likely to do like she did

imagine wat d lust for money and wealth can do to some people

a fool at 35 is indeed a fool 4 eva

damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn



i am sure u will do that to get hold of dr thomas sperms....

 Grin Grin Grin


itz not funny so stop laughin

and maggi why must u divert ur husband dr thomas to ma side huh

Posted: at 12-08-2009 11:41 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 12-08-2009 12:31 PM (15 years ago)
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Listening
Posted: at 12-08-2009 12:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 12-08-2009 12:43 PM (15 years ago)
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Watching

Posted: at 12-08-2009 12:43 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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