LOVER OF RICHES

Date: 12-08-2009 10:07 am (15 years ago) | Author: oluwafemi adeyanju
- at 12-08-2009 10:07 AM (15 years ago)
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A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie complained bitterly about the damage to his car.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!"

"You yuppies are so materialistic, it's ridiculous" retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off."

"Oh, my God!" screamed the yuppie, noticing the bloody stump where his arm used to be. "My Rolex!"

Posted: at 12-08-2009 10:07 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Gbravo at 12-08-2009 10:12 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin atleast u,ve posted famia dont worry u soon be familiar.
Posted: at 12-08-2009 10:12 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 12-08-2009 12:13 PM (15 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 12-08-2009 12:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 12-08-2009 12:22 PM (15 years ago)
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good joke
Posted: at 12-08-2009 12:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 12-08-2009 12:23 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 12-08-2009 12:23 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 12-08-2009 01:06 PM (15 years ago)
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as old as my grand papa............ but u try
Posted: at 12-08-2009 01:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gbravo at 12-08-2009 01:09 PM (15 years ago)
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watin bring ur grand papa come here again?
Posted: at 12-08-2009 01:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 12-08-2009 01:13 PM (15 years ago)
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I think the man has a right of tastes and preferances. it was his choice.
Posted: at 12-08-2009 01:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 12-08-2009 01:24 PM (15 years ago)
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watching
Posted: at 12-08-2009 01:24 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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