Jokes for Januray sake

A Policeman sees two men on the street and approaches one of them...Where do you work? asks the cop.

“Nowhere,, I am unemployed says the 1st man
And you? says the cop looking straight at the 2nd man.
2nd man...I am his deputy,


Conversation between a mother and a her son
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. Mom scream whaaaaaaaaaat

WARNING!..This is Naijapals/Gistmania joke forum, where if a joke is interesting, they'll just keep posting it till everyone hates it..if u try this u will mess for the rest of this year..

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Posted: at 28-01-2014 01:41 AM (11 years ago) | Hero

oya, put d oda end of d chain 4 ur own neck 2

Posted: at 28-01-2014 08:19 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

This are my runaway patient  zeigbo n alabi 
Two of u are the reason why the sacked me for yaba God con catch una today
I swear if una run i go shoot una for leg i mean am 

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Posted: at 28-01-2014 08:57 AM (11 years ago) | Hero

  u wan run?

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Posted: at 28-01-2014 09:43 AM (11 years ago) | Hero

chaaii...God so u get  mind look dis pple finish come create dem like dis.....see as all of dem dey behave like praying mantis in animal kingdom

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Posted: at 28-01-2014 11:27 AM (11 years ago) | Hero

no... na ur autobiography I dey read

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Posted: at 28-01-2014 11:38 AM (11 years ago) | Hero

u get an incomplete laughter syndrome

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Posted: at 28-01-2014 12:01 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 28-01-2014 02:37 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

u don turn to native doctor?..last time I hear dis kind incantation na for Zeigbo shrine

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Posted: at 28-01-2014 04:04 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

Dancing

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Posted: at 28-01-2014 04:46 PM (11 years ago) | Hero