The Nun at Hooters

Date: 12-08-2009 11:33 am (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
- at 12-08-2009 11:33 AM (15 years ago)
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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’

Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, ‘May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.’

‘Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said the nun.

So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. !

She went to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?’

‘Well, now they know you’re one of us,’ said the bartender, ‘Would you like a drink?’

‘No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,’ said the puzzled nun.

‘You see,’ laughed the bartender, ‘every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.

Now, how about that drink?’



Posted: at 12-08-2009 11:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- stealth_biatch at 12-08-2009 11:35 AM (15 years ago)
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lmmmaaaaooo .... itchy fingered Nun ...


hope her eyes saw what they wanted ....lol ... great joke !!

Posted: at 12-08-2009 11:35 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 12-08-2009 11:40 AM (15 years ago)
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thanks gurl!

Posted: at 12-08-2009 11:40 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 12-08-2009 11:49 AM (15 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided

Posted: at 12-08-2009 11:49 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 12-08-2009 12:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Nice joke but what about the drink.
Posted: at 12-08-2009 12:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 12-08-2009 01:28 PM (15 years ago)
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hnnmnh

Posted: at 12-08-2009 01:28 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 12-08-2009 04:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 12-08-2009 12:23 PM
Nice joke but what about the drink.

WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT LATER.

Posted: at 12-08-2009 04:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 12-08-2009 05:11 PM (15 years ago)
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seach naw for xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Posted: at 12-08-2009 05:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 12-08-2009 05:19 PM (15 years ago)
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No Comment

Posted: at 12-08-2009 05:19 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 12-08-2009 05:33 PM (15 years ago)
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passing

Posted: at 12-08-2009 05:33 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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