TV boyfriend

Date: 12-08-2009 5:14 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Ade Love
- at 12-08-2009 05:14 PM (15 years ago)
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A 7yr old son asks his mother who was just recuperating from a surgery why she doesnt have a boyfriend, she replied the tv was her boyfriend since he entertains her all day while she lay in bed.
The tv set was old and would shut itself off for no reason, she would give it a few hard wacks on the side and bring it back on, which was no big deal for her.
One day, the pastor stopped by to check on her recovery and the son answered the door. At that time she was trying to get the tv back on. The pastor asked the son if she was busy, the little boy replied; No,sir she is just in the bedroom banging her boyfriend.

Posted: at 12-08-2009 05:14 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- just2sexy at 12-08-2009 05:17 PM (15 years ago)
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NO COMMENT
Posted: at 12-08-2009 05:17 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 13-08-2009 07:26 AM (15 years ago)
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baby u're very funny u receive a high 5 from me
Posted: at 13-08-2009 07:26 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- wordsmith at 13-08-2009 08:30 AM (15 years ago)
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you try
Posted: at 13-08-2009 08:30 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sheenor at 13-08-2009 09:19 AM (15 years ago)
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see joke
Posted: at 13-08-2009 09:19 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 13-08-2009 03:47 PM (15 years ago)
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Nice one keep it up
Posted: at 13-08-2009 03:47 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jenny88 at 13-08-2009 04:40 PM (15 years ago)
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u try........
Posted: at 13-08-2009 04:40 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 13-08-2009 04:45 PM (15 years ago)
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thank u girl. atleast am now laughing
Posted: at 13-08-2009 04:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 13-08-2009 04:47 PM (15 years ago)
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still laghting
Posted: at 13-08-2009 04:47 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 13-08-2009 04:48 PM (15 years ago)
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u will break ur head
Posted: at 13-08-2009 04:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 13-08-2009 04:50 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 13-08-2009 04:48 PM
u will break ur head

Na lie
Posted: at 13-08-2009 04:50 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 13-08-2009 04:51 PM (15 years ago)
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at least there.
Posted: at 13-08-2009 04:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 13-08-2009 04:52 PM (15 years ago)
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passing   looking for .................
Posted: at 13-08-2009 04:52 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 13-08-2009 05:03 PM (15 years ago)
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for what?
Posted: at 13-08-2009 05:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 13-08-2009 05:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 13-08-2009 04:52 PM
passing   looking for .................

Who Koloangel Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-08-2009 05:04 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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