THE POPE DRIVER

Date: 12-08-2009 8:09 pm (15 years ago) | Author: just2sexy
- at 12-08-2009 08:09 PM (15 years ago)
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Pope John Paul was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement. When his plane
arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home in Montreat.

As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver.

"You know" he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would
you mind if I drove it for a while?"

The driver said, "No problem. Have at it."
"The Pope gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway.

A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap.
The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone.

The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his patrol car to
begin the procedure.
The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was rolled down
he was surprised to see who was driving.

He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor.
He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law but I also know
that important people are sometimes given certain courtesies.
I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person."

"The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?"

The young trooper said, "No, he's more important than that."

The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the president."

The young trooper said, "Not, he's even more important than that."

The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?"

The young trooper said, "I think it's Jesus because he's got the pope
for a chauffeur !!!!!


 Grin


just2sexy


Posted: at 12-08-2009 08:09 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
- federico at 12-08-2009 09:47 PM (15 years ago)
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dis ur copy and paste don too much...posted b4 photocopy
Posted: at 12-08-2009 09:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 12-08-2009 09:53 PM (15 years ago)
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No wahala, thanx all the same

Posted: at 12-08-2009 09:53 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 12-08-2009 10:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Passing

Posted: at 12-08-2009 10:00 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 12-08-2009 10:45 PM (15 years ago)
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Passing to who. but you man this thing is too long and big, though funny. Seet things are always packed in small packets.
Posted: at 12-08-2009 10:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 12-08-2009 10:51 PM (15 years ago)
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Tanx 4 d advice Grin

Posted: at 12-08-2009 10:51 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Seyolat at 13-08-2009 12:15 AM (15 years ago)
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 Angry Angry
Posted: at 13-08-2009 12:15 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sheenor at 13-08-2009 09:50 AM (15 years ago)
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ugh

Posted: at 13-08-2009 09:50 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 13-08-2009 09:55 AM (15 years ago)
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brb

Posted: at 13-08-2009 09:55 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 13-08-2009 06:46 PM (15 years ago)
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Grin

Posted: at 13-08-2009 06:46 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 13-08-2009 07:32 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin

Posted: at 13-08-2009 07:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 13-08-2009 08:31 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-08-2009 08:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 13-08-2009 08:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 13-08-2009 08:56 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 14-08-2009 12:34 PM (15 years ago)
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watching

Posted: at 14-08-2009 12:34 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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