Delicious

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting together for Christmas, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.

The first said, "I built a big house for our mother."
 




The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes."
 

 


The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mom just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."

Soon thereafter,
Mom sent out her letters of thanks:


"Dear Milton," she wrote one son, "The house you built is too huge. I live in only one room, but I have to keep the whole house clean!"

"Dear Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel. I stay at home most of the time, so I rarely use the Mercedes."

"Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "You have the good sense to know what your Mother likes.
The chicken was Dee-licious!"

 
 

im still king

just2sexy

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Posted: at 12-08-2009 08:35 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

nothing do u

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Posted: at 12-08-2009 08:49 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

thanks neosha

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Posted: at 12-08-2009 08:57 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

Ok

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Posted: at 12-08-2009 10:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

Tanx asaph

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Posted: at 12-08-2009 10:48 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

Teeco how far u now

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Posted: at 13-08-2009 02:22 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

  mile 2

Posted: at 13-08-2009 04:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Where to? are you going to drown urself coz of the oldwoman not inviting u?

Posted: at 13-08-2009 04:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

As in eating

Posted: at 13-08-2009 04:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Is that true.

Posted: at 13-08-2009 04:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac