The funreral

Date: 14-08-2009 7:50 pm (14 years ago) | Author: RICHARD DURON
- at 14-08-2009 07:50 PM (14 years ago)
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An old man was laying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen. With his last bit of energy, the old man pulled himself out from his bed, across the floor to the stairs, and down the stairs to the kitchen. There, the old man's wife was baking chocolate chip cookies. With his last ounce of energy, the old man reached for a cookie. His wife, however, quickly smacked him across the back of his hand, and exclaimed, "Leave them alone, they're for the funeral

Posted: at 14-08-2009 07:50 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- just2sexy at 14-08-2009 07:55 PM (14 years ago)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA, u try. funny lol

Posted: at 14-08-2009 07:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 14-08-2009 07:56 PM (14 years ago)
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vvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy funny..........the man go faint....

Posted: at 14-08-2009 07:56 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- wordsmith at 14-08-2009 08:23 PM (14 years ago)
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she wants to hasten the death.
Posted: at 14-08-2009 08:23 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- coolguys235 at 14-08-2009 08:25 PM (14 years ago)
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u think so

Posted: at 14-08-2009 08:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 14-08-2009 08:27 PM (14 years ago)
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nah so

Posted: at 14-08-2009 08:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 14-08-2009 08:33 PM (14 years ago)
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me i think  say the girl na ur girlfriend two of una plan am ,.....

Posted: at 14-08-2009 08:33 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 14-08-2009 08:36 PM (14 years ago)
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nah ur sister

Posted: at 14-08-2009 08:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 14-08-2009 08:40 PM (14 years ago)
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na my brother, uncle, cousin ,brother, friends sister........... Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 14-08-2009 08:40 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 14-08-2009 08:50 PM (14 years ago)
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9ce  1

Posted: at 14-08-2009 08:50 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 14-08-2009 08:51 PM (14 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 14-08-2009 08:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ezecyyyy at 14-08-2009 09:51 PM (14 years ago)
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who knows who it might be 4 his funeral.ooooooooo boy
Posted: at 14-08-2009 09:51 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 14-08-2009 10:02 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: ezecyyyy on 14-08-2009 09:51 PM
who knows who it might be 4 his funeral.ooooooooo boy
my friend shey u sabi english

Posted: at 14-08-2009 10:02 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- neosha at 14-08-2009 11:17 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 14-08-2009 11:17 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 14-08-2009 11:25 PM (14 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 14-08-2009 11:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 15-08-2009 09:46 AM (14 years ago)
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cool one

Posted: at 15-08-2009 09:46 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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fire TRENDING GISTS fire

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