YO mama

Date: 14-08-2009 10:15 pm (15 years ago) | Author: RICHARD DURON
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- at 14-08-2009 10:15 PM (15 years ago)
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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to Bosom  feed her

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Posted: at 14-08-2009 10:15 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- federico at 14-08-2009 11:00 PM (15 years ago)
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na yo mama @poster
Posted: at 14-08-2009 11:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neosha at 14-08-2009 11:14 PM (15 years ago)
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 funny
Posted: at 14-08-2009 11:14 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 14-08-2009 11:16 PM (15 years ago)
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see kolo, u don 4get ur drugs.... nah yo mama Undecided
Posted: at 14-08-2009 11:16 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 15-08-2009 09:44 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 14-08-2009 11:16 PM
see kolo, u don 4get ur drugs.... nah yo mama Undecided

 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-08-2009 09:44 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 16-08-2009 10:54 PM (15 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 16-08-2009 10:54 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- neosha at 16-08-2009 11:01 PM (15 years ago)
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stayin'
Posted: at 16-08-2009 11:01 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 16-08-2009 11:06 PM (15 years ago)
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watching
Posted: at 16-08-2009 11:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 17-08-2009 08:47 AM (15 years ago)
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hnnm
Posted: at 17-08-2009 08:47 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 17-08-2009 08:53 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: neosha on 14-08-2009 11:14 PM
funny
funny?  Huh?
inshort @poster: wetin be this sef? na which person mama you dey yarn all this yaabis? see ehen, if you no get anything to do, just go find somewhere force yoursef sleep...  Angry
yo mama; yo mama. abi na wey say make you hate your mama ni?  Angry
Posted: at 17-08-2009 08:53 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 17-08-2009 08:58 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 17-08-2009 08:53 AM
Quote from: neosha on 14-08-2009 11:14 PM
funny
funny?  Huh?
inshort @poster: wetin be this sef? na which person mama you dey yarn all this yaabis? see ehen, if you no get anything to do, just go find somewhere force yoursef sleep...  Angry
yo mama; yo mama. abi na wey say make you hate your mama ni?  Angry

 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-08-2009 08:58 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 17-08-2009 09:02 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on 17-08-2009 08:58 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 17-08-2009 08:53 AM
Quote from: neosha on 14-08-2009 11:14 PM
funny
funny?  Huh?
inshort @poster: wetin be this sef? na which person mama you dey yarn all this yaabis? see ehen, if you no get anything to do, just go find somewhere force yoursef sleep...  Angry
yo mama; yo mama. abi na wey say make you hate your mama ni?  Angry

 Grin Grin Grin Grin
e dey funny abi?  Angry.
how person go come here cos of say him hate him mama dey talk rubbish.... Angry
Posted: at 17-08-2009 09:02 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 17-08-2009 09:04 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 17-08-2009 09:02 AM
Quote from: teeco on 17-08-2009 08:58 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 17-08-2009 08:53 AM
Quote from: neosha on 14-08-2009 11:14 PM
funny
funny?  Huh?
inshort @poster: wetin be this sef? na which person mama you dey yarn all this yaabis? see ehen, if you no get anything to do, just go find somewhere force yoursef sleep...  Angry
yo mama; yo mama. abi na wey say make you hate your mama ni?  Angry

 Grin Grin Grin Grin
e dey funny abi?  Angry.
how person go come here cos of say him hate him mama dey talk rubbish.... Angry

Na so I see am
Posted: at 17-08-2009 09:04 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 17-08-2009 01:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on 17-08-2009 09:04 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 17-08-2009 09:02 AM
Quote from: teeco on 17-08-2009 08:58 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 17-08-2009 08:53 AM
Quote from: neosha on 14-08-2009 11:14 PM
funny
funny?  Huh?
inshort @poster: wetin be this sef? na which person mama you dey yarn all this yaabis? see ehen, if you no get anything to do, just go find somewhere force yoursef sleep...  Angry
yo mama; yo mama. abi na wey say make you hate your mama ni?  Angry

 Grin Grin Grin Grin
e dey funny abi?  Angry.
how person go come here cos of say him hate him mama dey talk rubbish.... Angry

Na so I see am
so wetin you come do as the generator (sorry general), wetin you do?
Posted: at 17-08-2009 01:04 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gbravo at 17-08-2009 01:11 PM (15 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided waiting 4 general 2 pass judgement on yo mama post.
Posted: at 17-08-2009 01:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 17-08-2009 01:27 PM (15 years ago)
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did you people want me to lock the Topic?
Posted: at 17-08-2009 01:27 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 17-08-2009 01:31 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on 17-08-2009 01:27 PM
did you people want me to lock the Topic?
Grin Grin Grin
lock what? you can only report to the administrator or moderator.... Grin
ol' boy no take us shine for here oooo.... Sad
Posted: at 17-08-2009 01:31 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gbravo at 17-08-2009 01:37 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-08-2009 01:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 17-08-2009 01:40 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 17-08-2009 01:31 PM
Quote from: teeco on 17-08-2009 01:27 PM
did you people want me to lock the Topic?
Grin Grin Grin
lock what? you can only report to the administrator or moderator.... Grin
ol' boy no take us shine for here oooo.... Sad

I said I am the Moderator if you are doughting I will lock this Topic Right Now And Open it again
Posted: at 17-08-2009 01:40 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 17-08-2009 01:47 PM (15 years ago)
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kris u are under rating the commander in chief.haha
Posted: at 17-08-2009 01:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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