World Cup Banned At Covenant Uni. Because Ronaldo & Balotelli Make Girls Dreams

Date: 19-06-2014 9:05 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Daniel Bosai
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The administration of Covenant University, a private university in Nigeria set up by David Oyedepo’s Winner’s Chapel, has banned ALL their students from watching the ongoing World Cup…the reason they gave for the ban has been given as: the negative influence of Brazillian girls, Cristiano Ronaldo and Mario Balotelli on their God fearing students, especially the female students.

Lord have mercy! Are Covenant Uni students not adults? Perfectly capable of choosing what they want to view!

According to the school’s management, Brazil is a country known for it’s immoralities and the stadium will be full of indecently dressed women who will corrupt the morals of the God-fearing students in the school. The Covenant University Dean of Students explained the decision of the university’s administration, saying

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    In addition to the this sanctions, as long as stubborn players like Cristiano Ronaldo and Mario Balotelli will play in the mundial, the girls in Covenant University are not safe. Ronaldo and Balotelli are in the habit of pulling off their shirts after scoring every goal to show off their six-packs. Therefore, this might give these girls wet dreams which will make them fall spiritually

The Dean also added that the world cup would have a negative effect on the male students at the university because of “the half-clad and half-mad women who are known to patronize the streets of Brazil”

Any student found defying the school’s World Cup 2014 ban will be suspended for two months!


Posted: at 19-06-2014 09:05 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- sweetestchy at 19-06-2014 09:17 PM (10 years ago)
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Hmmm.m
Posted: at 19-06-2014 09:17 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenbabe at 19-06-2014 09:24 PM (10 years ago)
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Ur people need to grow up hahaha
Posted: at 19-06-2014 09:24 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Joyous01 at 19-06-2014 09:34 PM (10 years ago)
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lols,i pity them.as for me its not possible for a man to get me attracted by pulling off his shirts to reveal his muscular body
Posted: at 19-06-2014 09:34 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- torrejon_men at 19-06-2014 09:41 PM (10 years ago)
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Hmmmm
Posted: at 19-06-2014 09:41 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- spicymariam at 19-06-2014 09:50 PM (10 years ago)
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Na wa oooo
Posted: at 19-06-2014 09:50 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Freshlycrazy at 19-06-2014 10:07 PM (10 years ago)
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covenant & stupid rules
Posted: at 19-06-2014 10:07 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicco77 at 19-06-2014 10:11 PM (10 years ago)
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Ic
Posted: at 19-06-2014 10:11 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chylind5 at 19-06-2014 10:12 PM (10 years ago)
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Is that a Secondary School? Cos I don't really get it. Won't they go on holidays? And finally mix up with the so called worldly people? Abeg! Spare me that sanctimonious bullshits.
Posted: at 19-06-2014 10:12 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- schmit at 19-06-2014 10:22 PM (10 years ago)
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Rubbish with all those money when dem dey pay  for school fees , dem no go still fit watch world cup, nonsense
Posted: at 19-06-2014 10:22 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- emekaeneh at 19-06-2014 10:27 PM (10 years ago)
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Sentimental bullshit
Posted: at 19-06-2014 10:27 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- raybenzino at 19-06-2014 10:33 PM (10 years ago)
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Lol.....hw dose d dean knw Ronaldo n Balotelli.....aint he suppose to b spiritually minded??? Dat man must b a Bankimoon
Posted: at 19-06-2014 10:33 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dickman2 at 19-06-2014 10:37 PM (10 years ago)
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na lie....
Posted: at 19-06-2014 10:37 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- beneno at 19-06-2014 10:41 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 19-06-2014 10:41 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- johnaguinam at 19-06-2014 10:42 PM (10 years ago)
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hahahahahahah omg cant stoo laffing...mtcheew bloody hypocrits
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- freeway001 at 19-06-2014 11:00 PM (10 years ago)
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Fanatic brings bokoharam. ....   brainwashed pastors brings what?  Sick society?    Exposure Exposure!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 19-06-2014 11:00 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dareper at 19-06-2014 11:01 PM (10 years ago)
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Are they crazy, gosh! What is wrong with every church in nigeria?
Posted: at 19-06-2014 11:01 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- chicent2k3 at 19-06-2014 11:02 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Joyous01 on 19-06-2014 09:34 PM
lols,i pity them.as for me its not possible for a man to get me attracted by pulling off his shirts to reveal his muscular body
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- osamabinladin at 19-06-2014 11:02 PM (10 years ago)
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Crap !
Posted: at 19-06-2014 11:02 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- chicent2k3 at 19-06-2014 11:03 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Joyous01 on 19-06-2014 09:34 PM
lols,i pity them.as for me its not possible for a man to get me attracted by pulling off his shirts to reveal his muscular body
U haven't seen a cute guy with a nice set of packs.
Posted: at 19-06-2014 11:03 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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