WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU?

Date: 03-07-2008 12:41 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Mariama Jasmine Mohammed
- at 3-07-2008 12:41 PM (16 years ago)
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FAKE Friends: Never ask for food.
Real Friends: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE Friends: Call your parents Murmurs
Real Friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Real Friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we phyuked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FAKE Friends: Never seen you cry.
Real Friends: Cry with you
FAKE Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends: Keep your shit so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE Friends: Know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Real Friends: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you.
FAKE Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Real Friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE Friends: Are for awhile.
Real Friends: Are for life.
FAKE Friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Real Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
FAKE Friends: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
Real Friends: Will knock them the phyuk out

WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU?

Posted: at 3-07-2008 12:41 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- nollylove at 5-06-2009 03:15 PM (15 years ago)
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Smiley
Posted: at 5-06-2009 03:15 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 7-08-2009 01:28 PM (15 years ago)
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fareal friend LOL
Posted: at 7-08-2009 01:28 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 7-08-2009 02:42 PM (15 years ago)
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I love that baby thx keep it up....
Posted: at 7-08-2009 02:42 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 7-08-2009 02:54 PM (15 years ago)
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teeeeco............ u wan saik am?
Posted: at 7-08-2009 02:54 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 7-08-2009 02:55 PM (15 years ago)
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As in how??
Posted: at 7-08-2009 02:55 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 7-08-2009 04:21 PM (15 years ago)
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seen b4 ...............but not here........ is ok........... Wink
Posted: at 7-08-2009 04:21 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 7-08-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 7-08-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 7-08-2009 06:20 PM (15 years ago)
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cool like this Cool  or like ice water.......... Huh?
Posted: at 7-08-2009 06:20 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- wordsmith at 7-08-2009 09:19 PM (15 years ago)
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a good one @teeco,se na with AK4 dem dey show love?
Posted: at 7-08-2009 09:19 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 8-08-2009 02:29 AM (15 years ago)
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NO MIND TEECO IN CARRY AK47 CON THEY TELL HER TO KEEP IT UP;D
Posted: at 8-08-2009 02:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 8-08-2009 08:18 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: wordsmith on  7-08-2009 09:19 PM
a good one @teeco,se na with AK4 dem dey show love?

did I hear you say love

No let my wife here you ooo

I no wan sleep for outside  Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 8-08-2009 08:18 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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