How much do u like sex?

Sex

This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom.
I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when
women make love they produce amounts of the hormone
estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of
suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat
produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on
during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It
stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body.
It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't
need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases
endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of
euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered.
The segxwally active body gives off greater quantities of
chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes
drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES
MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing
encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the
level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can
release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a
natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

Posted: at 16-09-2009 01:46 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

Admin pls save us from this boy and his weirdness

Posted: at 16-09-2009 10:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

No Erika... He posted 10 "annoying" threads in a day.

Posted: at 17-09-2009 12:52 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

like!?
i luv it

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Posted: at 17-09-2009 01:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

passing and no even bother to read.....

Posted: at 17-09-2009 01:09 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

sex is d predigarment of the inconvineces by which men
and women,in the open field of man u vs chelsea and
d reuslt will be .....pls someone should help me complete
this 

Posted: at 17-09-2009 07:33 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Rubbish

Posted: at 17-09-2009 10:34 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming