The Bad Day

Date: 06-10-2009 4:28 am (15 years ago) | Author: Segun
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- at 6-10-2009 04:28 AM (15 years ago)
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There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour.

Soon, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen.

"The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar.

"And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

Posted: at 6-10-2009 04:28 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Toks-E at 6-10-2009 04:33 AM (15 years ago)
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posted a milla tymes b4


goodness!!
Posted: at 6-10-2009 04:33 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- elusakin at 6-10-2009 04:41 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on  6-10-2009 04:33 AM
posted a milla tymes b4


goodness!!

like I care.
Posted: at 6-10-2009 04:41 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 6-10-2009 04:42 AM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 6-10-2009 04:42 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 6-10-2009 04:10 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted billions of time here
Posted: at 6-10-2009 04:10 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- elusakin at 6-10-2009 05:43 PM (15 years ago)
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There's no copyright act in Naijapals, else, you'd be in prison from copying it online before I did.
Posted: at 6-10-2009 05:43 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 6-10-2009 05:54 PM (15 years ago)
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Guy wuld u just stop being harsh?
Posted: at 6-10-2009 05:54 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- sunnyvidic at 6-10-2009 06:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  6-10-2009 04:10 PM
Posted billions of time here
and u read it that billion times, behave !
Posted: at 6-10-2009 06:02 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 6-10-2009 06:04 PM (15 years ago)
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And who the hell is this sunnyvidic?
Posted: at 6-10-2009 06:04 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- elusakin at 6-10-2009 06:36 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  6-10-2009 06:04 PM
And who the hell is this sunnyvidic?

Sunnyvidic is one wise guy that understands how jobless one could be to read a joke a hundred times, not to talk of a billion times.
Posted: at 6-10-2009 06:36 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 6-10-2009 06:42 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: elusakin on  6-10-2009 06:36 PM
Quote from: just2sexy on  6-10-2009 06:04 PM
And who the hell is this sunnyvidic?

Sunnyvidic is one wise guy that understands how jobless one could be to read a joke a hundred times, not to talk of a billion times.

see talking........yawa don gass
Posted: at 6-10-2009 06:42 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 6-10-2009 06:45 PM (15 years ago)
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i don gasss 0oo
Posted: at 6-10-2009 06:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 6-10-2009 06:45 PM (15 years ago)
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wetin u go doo add12....
Posted: at 6-10-2009 06:45 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 6-10-2009 06:47 PM (15 years ago)
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like w
Posted: at 6-10-2009 06:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 6-10-2009 06:49 PM (15 years ago)
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ask me again ...like 20 times Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-10-2009 06:49 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 6-10-2009 06:50 PM (15 years ago)
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ok like w 20x
Posted: at 6-10-2009 06:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 6-10-2009 07:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Unah don start?
Posted: at 6-10-2009 07:01 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 6-10-2009 07:04 PM (15 years ago)
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like who and who....
Posted: at 6-10-2009 07:04 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 6-10-2009 07:05 PM (15 years ago)
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Cool and 12
Posted: at 6-10-2009 07:05 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 6-10-2009 07:16 PM (15 years ago)
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plus jsexy
Posted: at 6-10-2009 07:16 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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