To my dearest wife...Chei!!!

Date: 09-10-2009 3:51 pm (15 years ago) | Author: haynor heemarhnuel
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- at 9-10-2009 03:51 PM (15 years ago)
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During the past year, I have attempted to
make love to you 365 times. I have
succeeded 36 times, which is an average of
only once every 10 days. The following is a
list of why I didn't succeed more often:
We will wake the kids - 54 times
It's too late - 15 times
I'm too tired - 42 times
It's too early - 12 times
It's too hot - 18 times
Pretending to be asleep - 31 times
The neighbors will hear - 9 times
Headache or backache - 26 times
Sunburn - 10 times
Your mother will hear us - 9 times
Not in the mood - 21 times
Watching the late show - 17 times
Too sore - 26 times
New hairdo - 6 times
Wrong time of the month - 14 times
You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times
Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid
there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up
and get it over with, 7 times I had to wake you up to tell you I was finished, and once I was afraid that
I had hurt you because you started thrashing around and breathing heavy. Let's try to improve this,
shall we??
Love, Your Hubby


 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin


Posted: at 9-10-2009 03:51 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
- just2sexy at 9-10-2009 03:59 PM (15 years ago)
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Coolguy e be like say nah u? Gud job bro Grin

Posted: at 9-10-2009 03:59 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 9-10-2009 04:06 PM (15 years ago)
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oboy i just dey send the letter ooooohhhhh Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 9-10-2009 04:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 9-10-2009 04:29 PM (15 years ago)
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Nice 1

Posted: at 9-10-2009 04:29 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 9-10-2009 04:31 PM (15 years ago)
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the letter is on its way .......na NIPOST dey deliver am Grin Grin

Posted: at 9-10-2009 04:31 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 9-10-2009 04:39 PM (15 years ago)
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No wahala! Grin

Posted: at 9-10-2009 04:39 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 9-10-2009 04:50 PM (15 years ago)
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dem dey carry am go calabar where u and dat chick dey..... Grin

Posted: at 9-10-2009 04:50 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 9-10-2009 05:06 PM (15 years ago)
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good job
Posted: at 9-10-2009 05:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yinkaolu_1 at 9-10-2009 05:10 PM (15 years ago)
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i dey craze? i no go pursue the useless wife!

coolg, nice one jare! may ur wife no be like dis oo, abi na so u want am? Grin
Posted: at 9-10-2009 05:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 9-10-2009 05:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: yinkaolu_1 on  9-10-2009 05:10 PM
i dey craze? i no go pursue the useless wife!

coolg, nice one jare! may ur wife no be like dis oo, abi na so u want am? Grin

i dey craze too?....na which kine wife be that,......na straight to jsexy be that nahh Grin Grin Grin


thnx man




Posted: at 9-10-2009 05:12 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 9-10-2009 05:21 PM (15 years ago)
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coolguy,
pls this is not good. why photo copy now.. I have sent this joke more than 2 time in the past. It is even in the blog section.

If there is no better joke, you better go to another forum.

I hate reading things over and over again. Seriously, you are re-cycling jokes!!!


14_Inches
Posted: at 9-10-2009 05:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 9-10-2009 05:27 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  9-10-2009 05:21 PM
coolguy,
pls this is not good. why photo copy now.. I have sent this joke more than 2 time in the past. It is even in the blog section.

If there is no better joke, you better go to another forum.

I hate reading things over and over again. Seriously, you are re-cycling jokes!!!


14_Inches
man wetin i do u na.......why u dey beef me like this.....i snatch ya wife ?  or ur wife offend u......wetin be this na .......


Posted: at 9-10-2009 05:27 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 9-10-2009 05:29 PM (15 years ago)
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No offence meant, check previous jokes before you re-cycle am...

This place would be borin if people dey re-post already posted jokes all the time!!!

All jokes don finish from ya brain, empty brain!!!

Make I borrow you some???
14_inches
Posted: at 9-10-2009 05:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 9-10-2009 05:32 PM (15 years ago)
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borrow am if u get

Posted: at 9-10-2009 05:32 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 9-10-2009 05:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  9-10-2009 05:29 PM
No offence meant, check previous jokes before you re-cycle am...

This place would be borin if people dey re-post already posted jokes all the time!!!

All jokes don finish from ya brain, empty brain!!!

Make I borrow you some???
14_inches

see u  i don see why u dey beef me ...go check one of ya post ....i don reply u there ............

pishka....... Grin Grin Grin

u cant just be like me

Posted: at 9-10-2009 05:34 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 9-10-2009 05:36 PM (15 years ago)
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really?.........................

Posted: at 9-10-2009 05:36 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 9-10-2009 05:39 PM (15 years ago)
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sure

Posted: at 9-10-2009 05:39 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 9-10-2009 05:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  9-10-2009 05:21 PM
coolguy,
pls this is not good. why photo copy now.. I have sent this joke more than 2 time in the past. It is even in the blog section.

If there is no better joke, you better go to another forum.

I hate reading things over and over again. Seriously, you are re-cycling jokes!!!


14_Inches

 Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 9-10-2009 05:44 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 9-10-2009 05:48 PM (15 years ago)
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chei

Posted: at 9-10-2009 05:48 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- teeco at 9-10-2009 05:50 PM (15 years ago)
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hu

Posted: at 9-10-2009 05:50 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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