Divorce Hilarious

Date: 03-02-2015 1:18 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Beulah
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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American lady. Although his english wasnt perfect they got along very well.
One day he rushed to the solicitor's and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The solicitor said that getting a divorce would depend on circumstances and asked him the following questions:
Have u any grounds?
Yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home
No, i mean what is the foundation of this case
It made of concrete
I dont think u understand. Does either of u have a real grudge
No, we have a carport and not need one
I mean what are ur relations like
All my relations are in Poland
Is there any infidelity in ur marriage
We have hi-fidelity stereo and a good DVD player

Posted: at 3-02-2015 01:18 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
- at 3-02-2015 04:05 PM (10 years ago)
 Roll Eyes chai , another  Undecided boo
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- giftmurphy at 4-02-2015 07:57 PM (10 years ago)
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suspicion Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 4-02-2015 07:57 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 12-03-2016 09:02 AM (9 years ago)
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I see
Posted: at 12-03-2016 09:02 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 14-03-2016 04:16 PM (9 years ago)
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is everyhwere and every day too
Posted: at 14-03-2016 04:16 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 15-03-2016 12:05 AM (9 years ago)
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WHAT KIND IS THAT....
Posted: at 15-03-2016 12:05 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emma4love3 at 16-03-2016 02:18 AM (9 years ago)
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only God go hp
Posted: at 16-03-2016 02:18 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 24-03-2016 09:22 PM (9 years ago)
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her joke no sweet
Posted: at 24-03-2016 09:22 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 10:52 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 14-03-2016 04:16 PM
is everyhwere and every day too
hmmmmmmmm.... Abi ooooo....make we ask
Posted: at 24-03-2016 10:52 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 10:52 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 16-03-2016 02:18 AM
only God go hp
hmmmmmm.... Na you talk ham ooooooo.....
Posted: at 24-03-2016 10:52 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 10:53 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 24-03-2016 09:22 PM
her joke no sweet
are you sure soooooo..
Posted: at 24-03-2016 10:53 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emma4love3 at 26-03-2016 05:01 PM (9 years ago)
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ooohk
Posted: at 26-03-2016 05:01 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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