The Polish Man!

Date: 17-07-2008 2:45 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Mariama Jasmine Mohammed
- at 17-07-2008 02:45 PM (16 years ago)
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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?

Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge?

No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like?

All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?

No, I am always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?

No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?

She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?

I got proof.

What kind of proof?

She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover". Grin

Posted: at 17-07-2008 02:45 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- asaph at 24-07-2009 07:26 AM (15 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 24-07-2009 07:26 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gbravo at 24-07-2009 10:53 AM (15 years ago)
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FUNNY
Posted: at 24-07-2009 10:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 24-07-2009 11:02 AM (15 years ago)
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haha Grin

Posted: at 24-07-2009 11:02 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- add12 at 29-07-2009 07:10 PM (15 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 29-07-2009 07:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toinsauller at 29-07-2009 08:11 PM (15 years ago)
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Hahaha Grin
Posted: at 29-07-2009 08:11 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 29-07-2009 08:18 PM (15 years ago)
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IMAO!
OMG!

Posted: at 29-07-2009 08:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- portiphar at 30-07-2009 03:47 AM (15 years ago)
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u try sha
Posted: at 30-07-2009 03:47 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 30-07-2009 05:09 PM (15 years ago)
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Keep it up

Posted: at 30-07-2009 05:09 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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