Burning house

Date: 18-11-2009 11:21 pm (15 years ago) | Author: fred ehigie
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- at 18-11-2009 11:21 PM (15 years ago)
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A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by
climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below,
holding a blanket for them to jump into.

The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only
chance to survive!"

The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket
away. The Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead.

"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.

"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!"

"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the
blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the
firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"

"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.

"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"

"Look," the Blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me
that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you
to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it..."

Posted: at 18-11-2009 11:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 18-11-2009 11:54 PM (15 years ago)
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hahaha mumu... good one Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-11-2009 11:54 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 18-11-2009 11:57 PM (15 years ago)
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thanks modrator
Posted: at 18-11-2009 11:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 18-11-2009 11:59 PM (15 years ago)
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ur welcome... how area nah?
Posted: at 18-11-2009 11:59 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 19-11-2009 12:09 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:09 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- NKEMJOU at 19-11-2009 12:13 AM (15 years ago)
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haha
Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:13 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 19-11-2009 12:27 AM (15 years ago)
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hehe
Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:27 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 01:07 AM (15 years ago)
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hihihi
Posted: at 19-11-2009 01:07 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 19-11-2009 01:33 AM (15 years ago)
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i hold my area tight..how ur side
Posted: at 19-11-2009 01:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 01:45 AM (15 years ago)
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we dey kampe
Posted: at 19-11-2009 01:45 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 19-11-2009 02:04 AM (15 years ago)
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we tin funny for here??
Posted: at 19-11-2009 02:04 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 02:46 AM (15 years ago)
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post ur own
Posted: at 19-11-2009 02:46 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 19-11-2009 08:57 AM (15 years ago)
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sheenor remove ur glass read am again
Posted: at 19-11-2009 08:57 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Brightg at 19-11-2009 10:02 AM (15 years ago)
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huhuhu
Posted: at 19-11-2009 10:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- LadyBig2009 at 19-11-2009 11:35 AM (15 years ago)
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hahahaahaha......
Posted: at 19-11-2009 11:35 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 01:28 PM (15 years ago)
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This nah kolo oh
Posted: at 19-11-2009 01:28 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- 080575 at 19-11-2009 02:45 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 19-11-2009 01:28 PM
This nah kolo oh
Grin Grin they re at the 1st stage na
Posted: at 19-11-2009 02:45 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 20-11-2009 12:14 AM (15 years ago)
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call a doc
Posted: at 20-11-2009 12:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 20-11-2009 12:19 AM (15 years ago)
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A psychiatrist, you would say
Posted: at 20-11-2009 12:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Phatbabe at 20-11-2009 08:19 AM (15 years ago)
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dis one is a complete MUGU...as if she'll nt stil die..lmfao Grin
Posted: at 20-11-2009 08:19 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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