Sweet Oral

A man was approached by co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The coworker suggested a way to overcome that problem: "When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she'll never ask whether you were out late with the boys."
So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to take a leak, so he told he'd be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom. When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the john.

"How did you get in here?" he asked. "Shhhhh!!!" she replied, "you'll wake-up my mother!"














General Just2sexy

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Posted: at 19-11-2009 02:03 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

yuckkkkkk

Posted: at 19-11-2009 02:09 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

fast guy

Posted: at 19-11-2009 08:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....i go die ooooo.....nice joke.......jhahahahahahahahahaha

Posted: at 19-11-2009 11:31 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

mother-in-lawphyuker. lol

Posted: at 19-11-2009 01:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

2 bad...

Posted: at 19-11-2009 01:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Waooo!  d guy enjoyed himself joor!!  hope d M-in-law is still young

Posted: at 19-11-2009 02:17 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

Yekparipa!!!

Posted: at 19-11-2009 05:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Are u serious??? Hmmm...

Posted: at 19-11-2009 05:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Wait oooh... Dis one wen u dey attest to dis matter like dis, aw u take know sey im like such tins...

Posted: at 19-11-2009 05:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac