Chai!

Date: 29-05-2015 12:47 pm (8 years ago) | Author: BRIGHT OSSY
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- at 29-05-2015 12:47 PM (8 years ago)
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I will miss Jonathan ooo.
Now that Buhari has won, will Buhari's wife make Nigerians
laugh and forget their sorrows like First Lady Dame Faka
Patience Jonathan does?
This woman has increased the life span of an average Nigerian.
Few examples of her "Award Winning Speeches" include:
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband Jonathan and Sambo IS good people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * My fellow womens.
6- * I travelled to Abroad to Rest in Peace.
7- * My husband is the best COUPLE on Earth.
8- * The Doctors are RESPONDING to treatment.
9- * For those who said I SPEECH bad English, I left them for
God.
10- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives on.
11- * Na only you waka come?
12- * Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! This blood we are "sharing"
13- * diaris god oooo... hmmmm diaris god.
14- * On behalf of N2million I donate my family.
15- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan
has failed, I have a question for you. When a child fails an
exam, isn't the child supposed to be repeated? Lets repeat
Goodluck Jonathan.
16- * Nyeson Wike is the younger brother of my husband. This
man I have tasted him and he is very sweet. Support him.
Please, support and honour Nigeria's outgoing First Lady
(Dame Faka Patience Goodluck Jonathan) by sharing this...
Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! Dis message "we are reading"
"diaris god o"...

Posted: at 29-05-2015 12:47 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Holyboss at 29-05-2015 07:04 PM (8 years ago)
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I didn't read it, can someone help with the summary?
Posted: at 29-05-2015 07:04 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rakelly at 30-05-2015 12:16 AM (8 years ago)
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HMMMM
Posted: at 30-05-2015 12:16 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Holyboss at 30-05-2015 08:10 AM (8 years ago)
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Hmmer
Posted: at 30-05-2015 08:10 AM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 30-05-2015 07:53 PM (8 years ago)
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I dey think weda make I Laff or vex for this yoke
Posted: at 30-05-2015 07:53 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- brightossy at 31-05-2015 04:54 AM (8 years ago)
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no vex abeg. ur vex alone fit give woman belle
Posted: at 31-05-2015 04:54 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 31-05-2015 09:40 PM (8 years ago)
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so na u carve this thing
Posted: at 31-05-2015 09:40 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 1-06-2015 05:07 AM (8 years ago)
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but why?
Posted: at 1-06-2015 05:07 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 1-06-2015 10:36 AM (8 years ago)
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na me oh
Posted: at 1-06-2015 10:36 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Holyboss at 1-06-2015 07:56 PM (8 years ago)
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abeg who see my dog ?
Posted: at 1-06-2015 07:56 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 1-06-2015 07:59 PM (8 years ago)
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see am above u Roll Eyes
Posted: at 1-06-2015 07:59 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 2-06-2015 08:05 AM (8 years ago)
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starting above me
Posted: at 2-06-2015 08:05 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 2-06-2015 05:08 PM (8 years ago)
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na two dogs u dey find? d two dey above me
Posted: at 2-06-2015 05:08 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 2-06-2015 05:33 PM (8 years ago)
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the one above me na useless dog....no need to find ram
Posted: at 2-06-2015 05:33 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 4-06-2015 10:02 AM (8 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 4-06-2015 10:02 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 5-06-2015 05:46 PM (8 years ago)
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hehehe can smell
Posted: at 5-06-2015 05:46 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 6-06-2015 07:07 PM (8 years ago)
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but why?
Posted: at 6-06-2015 07:07 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 7-06-2015 05:19 PM (8 years ago)
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u be d dog wey dey smell shit?
Posted: at 7-06-2015 05:19 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 7-06-2015 07:03 PM (8 years ago)
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and u be dog wey dey eat the shi't
Posted: at 7-06-2015 07:03 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 9-06-2015 10:47 PM (8 years ago)
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dogs too don de joke forum na wa oooooooooooooooo
Posted: at 9-06-2015 10:47 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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