A man just got back to the country from London and was looking for a girl to get down tonight with. His friend introduced a girl to him and they both planned to meet each other later in the night. In the night, he got to a hotel to book a room for them to meet and decided to call the girl. He called saying, ''I'm trying to get a room for us, I'm at Odus Hotel." The girl said, ''No don't, It's too expensive and the facilities is not worth that cash, check Hotel Excel, it is better but Wellington is the best." He said, ''Okay. I'll try Wellington." The girl said, ''When you get to Wellington, don't take room 121, the bed is not strong enough, If they give you room 208, don't take it, cause the AC is not good. Room 315 is better but the hot side of the shower is bad. However try room 421, although it's hard to open the door most times. Better still, just take room 502." The man immediately dropped the phone and headed back straight to London.
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 21-08-2015 05:26 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
'cos you were freely fed by my dog from its leftover shouldn't give you the impression that any human you see is a mendicant! Come tomorrow to eat more for free..
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 22-08-2015 01:14 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
Lolz.. I was expecting such folish statement, by the way lemme look at the grave you dug for yourself and your twin. Oh I see, your twin is already in it no wonder he developed a cold feet
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 25-08-2015 10:30 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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