What would you do if your son flew all the way from abroad to present the love of his life to you?
D!ckieponga comes home with his dream girl from oversea. The following conversation ensued:
D!ckieponga's parents: Honey your son has arrived but who could be the devil standing beside him? My dear.. that should be his maid.
D!ckieponga: Hey! Mum & Dad; you 'member the lady who turned my failure to success, who turned over my F9, F9, F9 to distinctions? His mum cut in, yes.. what happen to the white girl? D!ckieponga replied: Hell no mum she aint white but she is rather standing in front of you. His dad grew angry: Must you bring her here for us to show our appreciation? Please take her back we will send lot of money for... D!ckieponga cut in: Stop dad, you guys are getting it all wrong. Before I embarked on my journey down here, I told you guys that I will be coming with the love of my life. I could not help resist her relationship to my success which made me fall in love with her. Mum, Dad I present to you my dream girl. Please we need your blessings and more success shall come to this family... His dad gave him a high five on his cheek saying; they are going to the priest for deliverance, his son is completely mad.. he is now a mad man.
Teacher: Caleb, please spell 422 in words Caleb: Four hundred and twenty two. Teacher: Good Caleb, Nath come here and write down 314 in words Nathaniel: Three hundred and fourteen. Teacher: Good one Nath, here we have the last one in this textbook, 102. Over to you D!ckie, come.. come over to look at it! D!ckieponga: One hundred and zeronty two full stop Teacher fainted!
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 3-09-2015 09:17 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
dickieponga at 3-09-2015 10:20 PM (9 years ago) (m)
D girl fine o and i like am, na franel sista be dat and na she fine pass for dem family... Trust me if dat is d finest girl for franel family, can u imagine how franel go look..?
Posted: at 3-09-2015 10:20 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
Lolzz....!!! what a cracker! yes I know its a bitter pill to swallow but instead of you pushing the blame on the poster, push your lover and yourself to a nearby Celestial Church for deliverance. 24 strokes of the cane may do you some good, then you'll start thinking straight... lol..
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 3-09-2015 11:01 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
dickieponga at 3-09-2015 11:31 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: franel on 3-09-2015 11:01 PM
Lolzz....!!! what a cracker! yes I know its a bitter pill to swallow but instead of you pushing the blame on the poster, push your lover and yourself to a nearby Celestial Church for deliverance. 24 strokes of the cane may do you some good, then you'll start thinking straight... lol..
I can't do dat to ur sista na, remember say i no even pay dowry.. U wey dey talk u no fine pass am...
Posted: at 3-09-2015 11:31 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
giftmurphy at 4-09-2015 03:32 AM (9 years ago) (f)
Quote from: dickieponga on 3-09-2015 10:20 PM
D girl fine o and i like am, na franel sista be dat and na she fine pass for dem family... Trust me if dat is d finest girl for franel family, can u imagine how franel go look..?
u like d girl??so its true den
Posted: at 4-09-2015 03:32 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
@Gift, do you know? D!ckie tells his broda Justmad to follow him back to school and fight anyone who dares to warn him again. As they were both leaving for school, I called d!ckieponga to find out what the warning was all about. He said: imagine, someone shot his cap as they were protesting in school and hes now going for round 2 with his broda Justmad incase they try to warn him again by shooting his cap. I told him: D!ckie, you're truly justmad like your broda. Its not a warning but they want to kill.. you and before you go, prepare the obituary poster for you & your broda so I will help you people circulate it thereafter
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 4-09-2015 04:29 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
I can't do dat to ur sista na, remember say i no even pay dowry.. U wey dey talk u no fine pass am...
Lolz, I can't help but laugh out loud at your phony story d!ckieponga. I clearly understand the effect of your miserable life. The swear that's structuring your life is making you see your lover as the poster sister but try baptism of fire in cele church, let's see if it will work.. lolzz..
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 4-09-2015 04:32 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
dickieponga at 4-09-2015 04:35 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: giftmurphy on 4-09-2015 03:32 AM
u like d girl??so its true den
I like d girl cos na she dey help me clean my dog house... And she dey live inside d kennel for free.. : Wetin man go do.. I beg pray make u no see franel face....
Posted: at 4-09-2015 04:35 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
Why wouldnt you like her when its your cross to bear. The swear is ensuing the law of attraction making it very hard for you break free from the power of your incredible recrudescence of nightmares except you do 21 days of dry fasting and prayer in the wilderness of sin, then, dry bones shall rise again And dont be dead from the neck up, you telling that to someone who already knows me..
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 4-09-2015 10:44 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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