Pastor D!ckieponga was caught by his church members in a bar drinking a bottle of chilled Star Beer. Member: Haabaa! Pastor D!ckieponga, you should be drinking malt, Fanta or coke, not Star, that is a beer. You’re not doing what you preach. Pastor D!ckieponga: Shatttap jooo. Where was malt, Fanta and coke when STAR led the three wise men to Jesus?
A teacher lecturing on population said, “In the world, after every 10 seconds, a woman gives birth to a kid.” D!ckieponga stood up and said, “we must find that woman and stop her!”
D!ckieponga: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. D!ckieponga: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
D!ckieponga told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It’s already raining. D!ckieponga: So what? Take an umbrella and go!
Postman: I had to come five miles to deliver you this package. D!ckieponga: Why did you have to come so far, instead you could have posted it.
D!ckieponga was writing something very slowly. A friend asked “why are you writing so slowly? D!ckieponga: I’m writing to my six year old son, he cant read very fast.
D!ckieponga at an Art gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror!
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 5-09-2015 11:30 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
dickieponga at 5-09-2015 04:20 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: jabanz on 5-09-2015 11:36 AM
Ain't you tired of posting what have been posted ages ago
Hahahahahahaha, Na u dey ansa d mumu im jokes no dey funny at all, he is a frustrated bum... Mesef try to laff but laff no come.. Im be specialist for PB4... Franel u don dey lose am again..
Posted: at 5-09-2015 04:20 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
When an insane person from yaba left start laughing at his past mistakes then you should know his madness has entered gear one. D!ckie the dog, I always feel very happy and pleased each time I blow my whistle towards the left, you’re always at alert! That was when you were still using your brain to sell Akara. lolzz.. D!ckieponga the ping-pong player lolzz.. ahahaha...
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 5-09-2015 05:02 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
Yes indeed, d!ckieponga has really suffered! They deported you from Cotonou and dumped in a Yoruba land, chai! what a pity!! Dont worry, the daily dose am giving you will make you well
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 7-09-2015 01:30 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
dickieponga at 7-09-2015 09:52 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: giftmurphy on 6-09-2015 04:02 AM
hahaha..ponga has suffered!
Na u be d cure abi... For u to dey poke franel just show say u no get klass at all, dats y u no fit move on..... Ekaite get klass pass u....So u and her go fight for position....
Posted: at 7-09-2015 09:52 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
Chai! who lose your chain? Is there no ping-pong match for you to poke your Ekaite today? Dont tell me your eyes can now see the monkey your bag of bones wife has turn you into.. Lolzz..D!ckieponga(charcoal) + his bag of bones wife(charcoal) = Total Blackout http://www.gistmania.com/talk/topic,272403.0.html ...hahahaha.... lolzz.. D!ckie the dog - ponga the ping pong player, Gift can never be your class. She is found in the land of the living. Please dont come close, your charcoal could stain her white.. hahaha..lolz
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 7-09-2015 11:09 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
*cheers* 
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