It happened one day that an MC named D!ckieponga went to officiate a show, it was traditional marriage ceremony. There were many wealthy men & women, D!ckieponga was doing his best to supply the fun so that he would get money from them. He was busy cracking jokes & the people were laughing. They were catching the joke & having fun at the same time. At the peak of his witty hilarious jokes, one beautiful sexy girl walked up to him, he thought she wants to spray money on him. When she got to where he was standing, she held him very tight & started kissing him. Another girl followed, two of them were now kissing him. The audience did complain not neither did he denied the pleasure coming from them. He was enjoying the romance, caresses & kisses from the girls. Suddenly and surprisingly, D!ckieponga's congolese zombie reaches his kneels due to the excitement like when a parachute swing into action in a linear motion. These girls continued kissing him until he felt a strong bite on his lips & tongue. D!ckieponga screamed & woke up from his sleep only to discovered that two rats were leaking his lips, tongue and his short was wet. He decided to punish the rats by injecting them midazolam, a sleeping medication injection and then continued his sleep but this time, he slept with the two rats. Chai! What a pity.. Right from his imagination, D!ckieponga said to himself: "If two sexy ladies I've never seen in life could come to me 'cos of these two rats. The rats need to stay alive for me to continue the romance and kisses from where I stopped!" Chai.. SMH! lolzz..
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 7-09-2015 01:55 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
WILLIAMS99 at 7-09-2015 06:32 PM (8 years ago) (m)
This one own don graduate
Posted: at 7-09-2015 06:32 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
Too much of vitamin A injection has made your eyes gone ponga, even when the person above you laughed at you stupidity you still claim to be okay. Take vitamin Q at least let's start from there first to cure and give you ability to read. lolz..
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 10-09-2015 12:46 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
bia!! frypan y na only u and gift the always laugh for una jokes if u copy any joke and past it here again maka shukwu from the buttom of my heart i will disgrace u globaly cant u see u arent making any sense or u just made localy abi na gift sitdown untop ur mumu button? which 1 u no da na frypan
general overseer
Posted: at 13-09-2015 11:28 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Hehe.. so its frypan two justmad people are now using for their snuff.. That's called 1st class madness.. Dont worry, there is a new cage I made for two of you as your birthday gift.. lol
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 14-09-2015 04:08 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
dickieponga at 14-09-2015 08:16 PM (8 years ago) (m)
Frypan or franel abi wetin u call ursef, i don dey look for u. Go mama sikira place buy 2 roasted fish, 4 akara, 1 cup of garri and 2 shots of kai kai.. I leave 20 naira for table and make u bring back my change o...
Posted: at 14-09-2015 08:16 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
Chai! for justmad to be eating 2 roasted fish, 4 akara, 1 cup of garri and 2 shots of kai kai from your head you used frypan to fry, it means two of you are justmad.. starting running to yaba left centre for emergency. heheha lols!
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 14-09-2015 11:02 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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