The Wasp

Date: 29-12-2009 12:15 pm (15 years ago) | Author: cyndi3
- at 29-12-2009 12:15 PM (15 years ago)
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A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a wasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Naturally enough, she panics.

The husband is also quite shaken but manages to put a coat on her, pull up his shorts and carries her to the car. Then he makes a mad dash to the doctor. The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp is too far in to remove with forceps so he says to the husband that he will have to try and entice it out by putting honey on his penis and withdrawing as soon as he feels the wasp.

And so the honey is smeared, but because of his wife's screaming and his frantic dash to the doctor and the general panic, he just can't rise to the occasion. So the doctor says he'll perform the deed if the husband and wife don't object.

Naturally both agree for fear the wasp will do any damage, so the doctor quickly undresses, smears the honey on and instantly gets an erection, at which time he begins to plug the wife. Only he doesn't stop and withdraw but continues with vigor.

The husband shouts, "What the hell's happening?"

To which the doctor replies, "Change of plan. I'm going to drown the bastard!!!"

Posted: at 29-12-2009 12:15 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
- Sheenor at 29-12-2009 12:19 PM (15 years ago)
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datz husband must be silly!

Posted: at 29-12-2009 12:19 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- itmomoh at 29-12-2009 12:36 PM (15 years ago)
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men dat doc na better one ooo?
Posted: at 29-12-2009 12:36 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 30-12-2009 04:07 AM (15 years ago)
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nawaoo
Posted: at 30-12-2009 04:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 30-12-2009 04:28 AM (15 years ago)
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see doctor dey pansh Grin Grin

Posted: at 30-12-2009 04:28 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- cyndi3 at 30-12-2009 03:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheenor on 29-12-2009 12:19 PM
datz husband must be silly!
silly ke? d hubby dey confuse n him no want put him d............. make the wasp no bite am Grin
Posted: at 30-12-2009 03:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- cyndi3 at 30-12-2009 03:33 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: itmomoh on 29-12-2009 12:36 PM
men dat doc na better one ooo?
well, him dey help him fellow man Grin
Posted: at 30-12-2009 03:33 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- cyndi3 at 30-12-2009 03:33 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 30-12-2009 04:28 AM
see doctor dey pansh Grin Grin
wetin man do now, when him see free food Wink
Posted: at 30-12-2009 03:33 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ishola1000 at 30-12-2009 04:08 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 30-12-2009 04:08 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 31-12-2009 03:08 AM (15 years ago)
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Posted b4

Posted: at 31-12-2009 03:08 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- kelvinkams at 4-01-2010 03:40 AM (15 years ago)
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smart doc. that husband na proper mumu
Posted: at 4-01-2010 03:40 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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