Computer Setup

Date: 04-01-2010 1:02 am (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 4-01-2010 01:02 AM (15 years ago)
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A woman was helping her husband set up his computer,

and at the appropriate point in the process,

she told him that he would now need to enter a password.

Something he could remember easily

and will use each time he has to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood

and figured he would try for the shock effect

to bring this to his wife's attention.


So, when the computer asked him to enter his password,

he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in...

P...

E...

N...

I...

S...

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

PASSWORD REJECTED....... NOT LONG ENOUGH !!!!!!


14_Inches

Posted: at 4-01-2010 01:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- federico at 4-01-2010 01:18 AM (15 years ago)
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brov posted b4
Posted: at 4-01-2010 01:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 4-01-2010 01:30 AM (15 years ago)
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My apologies bro, it is a sign of old age!!!!


14_Inches
Posted: at 4-01-2010 01:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 4-01-2010 01:22 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 4-01-2010 01:22 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 4-01-2010 01:25 PM (15 years ago)
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HAHAHHAHA SEEN B4, POSTED B4 AND ALL THE B4'S
Posted: at 4-01-2010 01:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 4-01-2010 01:29 PM (15 years ago)
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This is one of the reasons why I hate to be a niger man. If na oyinbo you offend and say sorry, that is all. and he will never mention it again. But if na naija man, that is when he will start flex his muscle.

I said na old age dey worry me. I no wear my glass when I post am. You know no say dermertia na old age problem??? Yet people still dey yap me. Okey, I withdraw my apology.

If na kill come kill me for here.

14_Inches 
Posted: at 4-01-2010 01:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 4-01-2010 01:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-01-2010 01:37 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 4-01-2010 01:38 PM (15 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-01-2010 01:38 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 4-01-2010 01:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  4-01-2010 01:29 PM
This is one of the reasons why I hate to be a niger man. If na oyinbo you offend and say sorry, that is all. and he will never mention it again. But if na naija man, that is when he will start flex his muscle.

I said na old age dey worry me. I no wear my glass when I post am. You know no say dermertia na old age problem??? Yet people still dey yap me. Okey, I withdraw my apology.

If na kill come kill me for here.

14_Inches 
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-01-2010 01:44 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- femaadinho at 4-01-2010 01:49 PM (15 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 4-01-2010 01:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 4-01-2010 01:52 PM (15 years ago)
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ok fyn na old age abi ?no body go kill you Cool
Posted: at 4-01-2010 01:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 4-01-2010 01:53 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  4-01-2010 01:44 PM
Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  4-01-2010 01:29 PM
This is one of the reasons why I hate to be a niger man. If na oyinbo you offend and say sorry, that is all. and he will never mention it again. But if na naija man, that is when he will start flex his muscle.

I said na old age dey worry me. I no wear my glass when I post am. You know no say dermertia na old age problem??? Yet people still dey yap me. Okey, I withdraw my apology.

If na kill come kill me for here.

14_Inches 
Grin Grin Grin



Kris, Kris, A small quiz for you..

WEEP NOT MY CHILD, who talk that one for book?Huh? You see , na Chinua Achebe!!!!!

How you dey??? Happy niu year my pal.


Na bad belly dey woryy people for here.  Dem ask theif to drop wetin he steal, he drop am, dem ask make he run, he run, yet dem hold am say he no go go again, haba, that is too much.

Dem say I do bad thing, I said sorry, them continue to yab me, haba, if the thing enter my brain again, I go abuse everyone here.

14_Inches
Posted: at 4-01-2010 01:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 4-01-2010 02:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  4-01-2010 01:53 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  4-01-2010 01:44 PM
Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  4-01-2010 01:29 PM
This is one of the reasons why I hate to be a niger man. If na oyinbo you offend and say sorry, that is all. and he will never mention it again. But if na naija man, that is when he will start flex his muscle.

I said na old age dey worry me. I no wear my glass when I post am. You know no say dermertia na old age problem??? Yet people still dey yap me. Okey, I withdraw my apology.

If na kill come kill me for here.

14_Inches 
Grin Grin Grin



Kris, Kris, A small quiz for you..

WEEP NOT MY CHILD, who talk that one for book?Huh? You see , na Chinua Achebe!!!!!

How you dey??? Happy niu year my pal.


Na bad belly dey woryy people for here.  Dem ask theif to drop wetin he steal, he drop am, dem ask make he run, he run, yet dem hold am say he no go go again, haba, that is too much.

Dem say I do bad thing, I said sorry, them continue to yab me, haba, if the thing enter my brain again, I go abuse everyone here.

14_Inches
Grin Grin Grin
14:14, happy new to you...
Posted: at 4-01-2010 02:00 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 4-01-2010 02:05 PM (15 years ago)
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14 inch its ok nah you self get wahala Grin
Posted: at 4-01-2010 02:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 4-01-2010 02:08 PM (15 years ago)
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u no hear the guy? na old age de do am..lol
Posted: at 4-01-2010 02:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 4-01-2010 02:14 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on  4-01-2010 02:08 PM
u no hear the guy? na old age de do am..lol
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-01-2010 02:14 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 4-01-2010 02:38 PM (15 years ago)
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HAHAHHAHAH
Posted: at 4-01-2010 02:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 4-01-2010 02:47 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b59
Posted: at 4-01-2010 02:47 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- add12 at 4-01-2010 02:53 PM (15 years ago)
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ooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy
Posted: at 4-01-2010 02:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 4-01-2010 03:14 PM (15 years ago)
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passing
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