Black Eyes

Date: 06-01-2010 4:48 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Adedamola Adedeji
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- at 6-01-2010 04:48 PM (15 years ago)
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A man came to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.

The man replied, “On Sunday, I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her butt crack, so I was trying to be nice and I pulled it out for her. Then, she turned around and punched me in the eye.”

The boss asked, “Okay, so where did you get the other shiner?”

“Well,” the man said, “I figured she didn’t want it out, so I pushed it back in.”

Posted: at 6-01-2010 04:48 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- xter at 6-01-2010 04:53 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 6-01-2010 04:53 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 6-01-2010 07:52 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 6-01-2010 07:52 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- FabzBadangel at 6-01-2010 07:54 PM (15 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 6-01-2010 07:54 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 6-01-2010 08:09 PM (15 years ago)
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Why u just dey shine teeth like this?
Posted: at 6-01-2010 08:09 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 6-01-2010 08:37 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 6-01-2010 08:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 6-01-2010 08:43 PM (15 years ago)
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Definitely
Posted: at 6-01-2010 08:43 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Doshe at 7-01-2010 11:44 AM (15 years ago)
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posted but i love it so much.
Posted: at 7-01-2010 11:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 9-01-2010 01:31 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 9-01-2010 01:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 9-01-2010 07:53 AM (15 years ago)
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Lol.
Posted: at 9-01-2010 07:53 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- michybaby at 9-01-2010 09:57 AM (15 years ago)
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very funy.
Posted: at 9-01-2010 09:57 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 9-01-2010 10:37 AM (15 years ago)
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haha
Posted: at 9-01-2010 10:37 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheenor at 9-01-2010 12:44 PM (15 years ago)
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ririe!
Posted: at 9-01-2010 12:44 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 9-01-2010 12:45 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmm
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- just2sexy at 9-01-2010 12:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Thanks guys Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-01-2010 12:48 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 9-01-2010 01:08 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  6-01-2010 07:52 PM
Posted b4
Cheesy
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- xter at 9-01-2010 01:15 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
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- teeco at 9-01-2010 01:35 PM (15 years ago)
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no
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- adedupcy at 9-01-2010 07:44 PM (15 years ago)
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gudder
Posted: at 9-01-2010 07:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chogzie at 9-01-2010 09:02 PM (15 years ago)
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