Elenu fell in love with a girl called Amanda, but don’t have the guts to ask her out. So he went to see a native doctor popularly called “Baba”.
All he demanded from Elenu was 1-month internet data subscription money which he paid for, and he gave him a ring called ‘Touch and Follow’.
ELENU: “All I need to do is touch her with this ring and she will follow.” He was excited because he thought that was pretty easy.
The next day, when she was passing, Elenu created a scene just to draw her attention and touched her like it was a mistake. He expected her to follow him, but she didn’t, rather she moved on and was pressing her phone.
He was disappointed and went home. On getting home, he checked his phone and saw 9 notifications showing “Amanda Paul is now following you on Twitter, Instagram, Keek, Badoo, and Viber. Sent you a friend request on Facebook, sent you a message on Whatsapp and WeChat.”
Elenu was alarmed, and he called Baba immediately to inform him and he replied
BABA: “My son, we’ve upgraded, everything is now digital! Bye to rural village, welcome to the global village. That was why I did not ask for a cock, the brain of a mosquito, a vulture’s eye and groundnut oil but one month internet data to keep me online.”
ELENU FAINTED!!!
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