The funniest blonde joke

Date: 06-08-2008 6:13 pm (15 years ago) | Author: David A
- at 6-08-2008 06:13 PM (15 years ago)
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the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home 

Posted: at 6-08-2008 06:13 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- ecstasy700 at 9-08-2008 04:54 PM (15 years ago)
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Funny enough.....its okay.
Posted: at 9-08-2008 04:54 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- shinezy at 20-08-2008 01:10 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 20-08-2008 01:10 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Jupiter at 24-08-2008 01:42 AM (15 years ago)
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hmm my gf happens to a blonde watch out boy
Posted: at 24-08-2008 01:42 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sheenor at 16-11-2009 08:41 AM (14 years ago)
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e no funie.
Posted: at 16-11-2009 08:41 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dticycee at 17-11-2009 08:26 AM (14 years ago)
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way to stereotpye but lol
Posted: at 17-11-2009 08:26 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 17-11-2009 08:35 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 17-11-2009 08:35 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 17-11-2009 03:13 PM (14 years ago)
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No coment
Posted: at 17-11-2009 03:13 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- NKEMJOU at 19-11-2009 02:15 AM (14 years ago)
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loooooool
Posted: at 19-11-2009 02:15 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 02:57 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 19-11-2009 02:57 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 03:04 AM (14 years ago)
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if u say so
Posted: at 19-11-2009 03:04 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- LadyBig2009 at 19-11-2009 10:44 AM (14 years ago)
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hjahahaahahahahaa....too funny.......i love it....hahahahahaa
Posted: at 19-11-2009 10:44 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omatseye at 19-11-2009 10:57 AM (14 years ago)
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ololo...ooooo...very funny
Posted: at 19-11-2009 10:57 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- LadyBig2009 at 19-11-2009 11:01 AM (14 years ago)
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lol.....
Posted: at 19-11-2009 11:01 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 29-12-2009 07:14 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 29-12-2009 07:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 29-12-2009 07:21 PM (14 years ago)
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@ poster...typical blond stories.lol
Posted: at 29-12-2009 07:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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