Dr Death Abegi

Date: 07-03-2016 5:45 pm (8 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 7-03-2016 05:45 PM (8 years ago)
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Death came to a guy and said,”My guy, today is your day”
Guy : “But I’m not ready!”.
Then death said, “Well your name is the next on my list”.
Guy : “Okay why don’t you take a seat and I will get you
something to eat before we go?”.
Then death said, “All right ”
The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it,
death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the
list and put into the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he said to the guy, “Because you have
been very nice to me, so I will start from the BOTTOM of the list”
(Hey !  e be like say one winch dey sing im name for village)

Posted: at 7-03-2016 05:45 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 8-03-2016 07:17 AM (8 years ago)
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heheheheh death Won start from the bottom oh
the guy go just faint first
Posted: at 8-03-2016 07:17 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 8-03-2016 11:15 AM (8 years ago)
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NO FIT LAF, WETIN THE GUY GO COME DO IF IT HAPPEN LIKE THAT.
Posted: at 8-03-2016 11:15 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 8-03-2016 11:16 AM (8 years ago)
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NO FIT LAF, WETIN THE GUY GO COME DO IF IT HAPPEN LIKE THAT.
Posted: at 8-03-2016 11:16 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 8-03-2016 11:16 AM (8 years ago)
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NO FIT LAF, WETIN THE GUY GO COME DO IF IT HAPPEN LIKE THAT.
Posted: at 8-03-2016 11:16 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 09:47 PM (8 years ago)
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Lols..u tink say u wise
Posted: at 10-03-2016 09:47 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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