Confession LWKMD

Date: 08-03-2016 10:11 am (5 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 8-03-2016 10:11 AM (5 years ago)
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Man: Pastor, I have sinned.
Pastor : My son, what did you do, just
confess what exactly you did and it shall br
well. God Almighty will forgive you.
Man: (sobbing), Pastor I committed
adultery with several of the female church
members
Pastor : can you mention their names and how many times
you slept with each of them? You see, for your forgiveness
to be complete, you need to mention them, so that we can
also pray for them.
Man…: Aaaah Pastor I can’t, I am too ashamed.
Pastor; Okay this is what we will do; after service, we will go
to the church entrance together and watch members come
out, once anyone you have slept with comes out, just say
‘pau’. If it is once you slept with her. The Number of times
you say ‘pau’ will indicate the Number of times you slept
with that particular person.
And so they went to the church entrance after service. The
Head usher passes wriggling her buttocks.
Man: Pau. Pau
Pastor: The Lord forgive you. Deacon’s wife passes carrying
bible.
Man: Pau
Pastor :May the Lord forgive you. A choir member passes
singing.
Man: Pau pau pau
Pastor: God will forgive you. Yes, he will.
Lo and  behold…Pastor’s wife passes by and Man goes off
like a machine gun.
Man: Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau…
Pastor: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee paaaa!!! May God punish your
father!!!!!!! God will never forgive you!
LWKMD, Yeye man, yeye amebo pastor.

Posted: at 8-03-2016 10:11 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 8-03-2016 08:39 PM (5 years ago)
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hahaha very funny not bad too
Posted: at 8-03-2016 08:39 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 09:31 PM (5 years ago)
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Real amebo
Posted: at 10-03-2016 09:31 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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