bedroom as dem dey nack sleep in the
middle of a night. He said to them, “I be
assassin & I dey here to kill u both but
before I kill anyone, I wan ask for ya
names so that I can have it written down in
my diary.
He pointed the gun at the woman and
asked, “Woman, what is your name? She answered, “My
name is Elizabeth.” (in a shaky voice). Assassin: “Oh…that’s
my… late mother’s name. I’ve made a vow never to hurt
anyone that bears that name because my Mum was the
best Mother in the world, and for that reason, woman you
are forgiven & free to go.”
He then turned to the man and asked, “Man, what’s your
name? The man answered, “My name is Samuel … but my
friends call me ELIZABETH!!!”=))
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