Nigerian

Date: 08-03-2016 11:27 am (8 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 8-03-2016 11:27 AM (8 years ago)
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*A Nigerian man fainted outside Mr.
Biggs (an eatery). Soon a crowd
gathered around him and someone
suggested, “Give him some water, it will
help.” Hearing this, the man opened
one eye and said, “Commot from here,
if na water I wan drink, I for go faint for
water board…” (Translation: “Get lost! If
I needed water, I would faint in front of
a water facility)

Posted: at 8-03-2016 11:27 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 09:44 PM (8 years ago)
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Heeheeh.bad market 4uuu
Posted: at 10-03-2016 09:44 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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