The hunter

Date: 08-03-2016 12:49 pm (8 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 8-03-2016 12:49 PM (8 years ago)
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A 90 yr old man goes to a doctor.
He said:"Doctor, my 28yr old wife is pregnant, what's your
opinion?"
Doctor replies: "Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry
grabs an umbrella instead of his hunting rifle. He moves into
the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella pulls the handle
and....BANG!!!...d lion drops dead!"
Old man exclaims: "That's impossible! Someone else must
have shot the lion."
Doctor: "EXACTLY MY OPINION."

Posted: at 8-03-2016 12:49 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 10-03-2016 08:55 AM (8 years ago)
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heh yes now someone must have brought the lion down....so mr hunter you didnt
Posted: at 10-03-2016 08:55 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 08:58 AM (8 years ago)
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Lols...wise doctor...
Posted: at 10-03-2016 08:58 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 10-03-2016 11:31 PM (8 years ago)
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I saw
Posted: at 10-03-2016 11:31 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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