she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and
rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed
woman soon came back to her senses and asked if she got
three wishes.
The Genie said,
"Nope. . . due to inflation, constant downsizing, fierce global
competition, and low wages in third-world countries, I can
only grant you one wish. So, . . . what'll it be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said,
"I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want Israel
and Palestine to stop fighting with each other. "
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed,
"Gadzooks, Lady! These countries have been at war for
thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle
for centuries. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it
can be done. Make another wish. "
The woman thought for a minute and said,
"Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know,
one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with
the house cleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my
family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful.
That's what I wish for — a good mate."
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said,
"Let me see that map again!"
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